And in honor of Jared Leto's award, CVS is going to offer a 50% discount on all douches.

And lo! Already trolls appear in the greys to try and tear down the beautiful confidence you have built for yourself! Because if there's anything society hates, it's women who feel good about themselves. Double hate points if you're overweight or a woman of color!

Also, I wanted to loudly heckle the real life Philomena.

You devoted 11 paragraphs to this? If you're so disgusted by the waste of time, why are you wasting your time on it? Go volunteer at a homeless shelter or raise money to help families who just got their food stamps cut. Something. Anything. Jesus, what a whiner.

Confession time: when I was in high school, I called myself a masculinist, and thought that I was the smartest dude in the world for coming up with that. I reasoned that there are significant and serious issues facing men, and the women that fight for women are called feminists, and so we'd need a similar term for…

Perhaps you simply need to separate the ideology from the politics. If your first sentence is true, that's feminism in a nutshell.

As a man, fuck the MRAs. I don't need angry misogynists speaking for me, I can stand up for my own issues just fine, and if I need help I'm certainly not going to turn to those whose reaction to their own insecurities is to place the blame on women.

Oh noez! Teh MRAs are coming to get you, Lindy!

Yeah, I've never seen any of these MRA's actually campaign for something men legitimately need, like paternity leave.

But...but there was a guy on the internet who one time said his female boss totally singled him out BECAUSE he was a white male. I mean, he said it in the comments section so it had to be true!

As a dude in 2014 can we all just accept that "Men's Rights" is code for, "I wanna be on Mad Men!"

Co-signed, Lindy. If MRAs actually cared about issues facing men due to traditional gender roles, they'd be feminists! These dudes are just woman haters- bitter, nasty rageaholics - that deserve to be put in a time-out like the tantruming children they are.

Paid to escort, not to take blatant disrespect and racist bullshit.

I am so fucking sick of people ignoring the fact that sex workers* are human. You think sex work is immoral or smutty? Fine. That's your opinion. But it is not fine for your disapproval to transmute to a callous disregard for the actual human beings involved, especially to a point where you call a woman "stupid" for…

Exactly, what the fuck? Being an escort doesn't mean you relinquish your rights to basic human decency. Seriously?

To take a job as an escort and then be surprised that it is awkward, skeezy or shady is stupid.

Another reason racism sucks:

I hate stories that make me feel bad for Kim Kardashian.

Are men less likely to split up a fight if it's two women going at it? I wonder how our society's views on men and women in violent situations intersect with basic decency.

Is no one gonna give 30 Rock credit??

Wore this to work the other day and HR did NOT approve. Tits out for the boys!