Ms. Manning did a valuable service to the American people.

I applaud her sacrifice, and I'm happy that Mr. Snowden appreciates it as well.

I love that James Franco is, like, "hey guys, remember how I lowered myself to do a soap to prove that sometimes actors are willing to lower themselves?" yeah... not elitist at all. Proved your point beautifully! How should we pay tribute?

If LaBeouf's nonsense is performance art then it is BAD performance art.

James Franco and Shai Labeouf, huh? So we've entered the Asshole™ portion of the Winter Olympics. Good to know. I wonder who will take the gold.

James Franco.

James Franco: pretentiousness personified.

OK, the thing I don't get about the trawler and seagull thing is that seagulls DO follow fishing vessels because not only do the crew often throw back excess catch (for catching more than legally allowed, so waste the rest), but the birds also eat the fish blood and guts slopped all over the deck from processing the…

I once saw him coming out of a hotel room. We passed on the stairs and silently nodded to each other in acknowledgement.

I once getting a drink in a bar, and then noticed Eric Cantona was on the table next to us. He was alone, gazing out of the window as if deep in thought, drinking a bottle of Corona. It was probably the greatest thing that has ever happened to me.

Maybe if we're all really good Cantona will come out of retirement and kick some sense into Shia.

Will Smith might not return for Independence Day 2
As long as they have Jeff, it'll be okay.
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The only thing he's on is brainyquote.

Let's make LaBeouf, Franco and Sean Penn cage fight to the death and whoever survives gets the Hollywood's Most Pretentious Assfuck award they've all been campaigning so desperately for.

I love it. It's so goofy and fun.

I don't understand the point of dredging up a 22-year-old art project. Is this just for laughs? Are you trying to discredit Mia Farrow by making her look like a psychotic scorned woman? She has already said that this isn't about her; it's about her daughter. Can we just stop speculating on how ill- or well-adjusted…

He's (once again) the asshole for sharing this publicly.

Nope. "Pretty scary" is having your boyfriend sleep with one of your daughters while molesting another.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

Mia Farrow is clearly very intense and possibly a little on the nutty side. But to be fair, I would probably feel the same way if my longterm partner/ father of my children started having a secret affair with my 19 year old daughter. Heck, I remember feeling like my boyfriend carved out my heart with a teaspoon when…

Is there any chance at all that he sees the irony of his situation?