This was literally the first result on a google image search for "witch doctor santa"

I think Jennifer Saunders is way too awesome to let that happen, Viva Forever notwithstanding. I can't see Joanna Lumley doing it if the script was shit, either.

Have looked through all six rooms in my apartment (including the bathroom) and am unable to uncover a single fuck to give about how many consenting adults someone wants to marry.

Lance Armstrong paid another rider $100,000 to throw the Thrift Drug Triple Crown?

Never has a race been more inappropriately *and* appropriately named at the same time . . .

And the message of the poem overall, which seemed to be "if you rape, even if you try to blame the victim, you will get caught and you will get convicted, so don't do it."

Okay, the execution is beyond terrible, but the message is absolutely spot on. "Don't think you can take what you want because you want it." This pretty much sums up the male entitlement at the core of rape culture.

Khloeeeeeee and Lammmmy nooooooooooo

So we got mad about something, and someone listened and is now doing something?

Oh, Gods above, this happy news made my heart go pitter pat. Bette will be perfection as Mae West.

You know what else is fucking great and super effective for alleviating menstrual cramps? Pot.

Are you single? 'Cause that was awesome. Have this :

That's some Alexis Carrington level shit right there. BRAVO. BRAH.VO.

If the word "moist" were a person it would be Zach Braff.

Here's a brake. A Brembo, even! Don't say you've never gotten a brake from a guy. ;-)

FIERCE.

I like this! Too often it seems us ladies ca't take a brake. My sister who is a stay at home mom (well she is on maternity leave early, and wants to stay that way!) feel that everyone else has a right to decide what is best for her. I always say do what makes you feel good! Who cares what others think? You are damned…

"Don't automatically assume that 'Insufficient Evidence' Means the Victim Is Not Credible."

By your estimation, we should all just give up and embrace the oppression then?

Yeah. It's not "the day" that matters. Women go right along saving every fucking day, one right after the next. I do it, my boss does it, half the women I work with do it, and surprisingly enough, NOBODY NOTICES OR CARES.

I will care about military honors when someone comes around with prizes and pensions for single…