The worse a crash looks the better it is for the driver. Each time a piece of the car bends or breaks off or goes flying, that's one chunk of energy that's not being transferred to the squidgy organic bits inside the car.

A bombed Nissan Versa is no great loss to humanity. (Although it sure would have been inconvenient for you guys!)

I've done parts of US 101 in an Audi A4. Sadly, I wasn't driving, a friend was. She never offered to let me drive and I felt weird about asking to drive her car.

Husband and I took our craptastic 1992 Saturn SL out west, from Milwaukee, WI to Seaside, OR and back, in 1999, because a friend told us that life would never be the same after we had kids and we should do One Big Last Trip before we started a family.

You know, if you put some effort into making an actual argument for why you believe that, people here would disagree with you, but they wouldn't think you're a dick.

I think we all know who the real winner at LeMans was this year, and it was someone who didn't even finish the race.

Somehow that seems sort of dirty, a Jag with a wheel off like that. Like seeing something private you're not supposed to see.

Take apart the dash, remove check engine light's bulb. ::evil laugh::

That's what I was figuring. And that Infiniti probably paid for such a permit as well as paid for event insurance coverage as well.

Excuse me?

can't type... too.. much.... awesoooommmmmmme...

Yep, I did, too. Just in case it was Vettel's ass in the picture.

Ah, ok. Yeah, I guess I can see that.

Well, there ya go.

Why can't she park the Outback?

You don't live in the center of the country, I'm guessing. You know, that land called Flyover Country? Flyover Country is FULL of Buicks.

You did the right thing. Very much so, and it's highly likely you saved at least one person's life. Thank you.

Nope, I think that'll do just fine.

They're a dime a dozen in my part of the country.

It needs to be bigger.