Win the bonus levels and she unzips her firesuit.

I read that as "Carroll Shelby’s Dead Body Is Literally In Lambo" and thought, "I thought for sure they'd bury him a Ford!"

Ms. Mabb needs to become a meme.

Thanks. If I can prevent you poor men from having to go near the place, well, it's the least I can do. ;-)

Call me a crazy right winger, but I'm sorry, I think it is in fact completely unreasonable to stop people who were outside of the bank and detain them with handcuffs.

I'm not entirely sure, but I suspect those who think that good law-abiding citizens should, in the interest of the greater good, acquiesce to HANDCUFFFING without a charge are people who have not suffered the indignity of being handcuffed.

>My understanding is that the detention and search was voluntary.

To hold or retain people without charge? I don't think so.

I think it looks beautiful. Pretty car.

Snort. Yeah. And he looks like he's 13, too.

Yeah, no one says /all-gay-er/. (That's the joke you were making, I presume.)

/all-guy-er/

Full disclosure: Tesla wants us to drive the S so badly, they accidentally-on-purposed made sure they were seen delivering a single Model S to one of their investors.

Just think how many baby seals would live, how many forests would be saved, if only we could power cars on the brilliant power of Tesla's media management.

Ah, ok. Then actually, my premise makes even more sense. The car lurched or shifted or rolled enough to make the sensor think it was a roll over situation.

I don't imagine GM engineers programmed the car taking into account autocross use. Yes, I'm sure they know that some people will AutoX the car, but it's not going to be a common thing. Not common enough to program the computers for it, I would imagine.

Thanks, Mazda people, for being good sports and fielding our sometimes-impossible ideas with grace and humor.

The side impact air bags are, I'm assuming, set to detect a certain level of sideways acceleration, such as might happen in a side impact crash.

The "on a stick" finish just killed me.

You didn't grow up during the Malaise Era. You can't be held responsible for your ignorance.