Yeah, well, how old are you?

That sounds more like a pedo...

A kid doesn't wiggle his way out of a childseat, and if by any chance he does, it doesn't take Ayrton Senna's skills to grab him and sit him down again, with one hand

This is just stupid. A few months ago on a different article, there was as study that concluded that eating a "fat" breakfast, you were less likely to be fat.

Drop 1, experiment over.

What anime is that?

Just don't look at the cup, while you walk. Start slow and steady and speed up slowly.

This isn't teleportation, that's called transfer.

Actually, that still goes around a lot today, just maybe not in the US.

Wakisashi ftw.

Wtf did I just watch?

Hey, thanks!!

Does that come with enough "on scanner time" to get my fap on? /s

This sounds arranged in order to make TSA look good.

"The car is very unsafe, I've changed my mind.

That's why I said "would be". ;)

Gimme 5 and I'll get it back, btw, since he's an asshole i forgot the lube...

Nah, it's in the neck. Right where the adams apple would be.

Keep fighting for your right to party wherever you are MCA.

Dude, they're shipping it back to him. Do you have any idea what are the costs of that? Add up a complete repair and the number would be ridiculous.