The only way salary envy can make me happy, is if I'm the one being envied.

Hehehe, so true.

Zombies = dead = rotten = decayed flesh and bones. Explained.

If he actually pulls that off, he'll be my new favorite superhero. I shall call him "Megaman".

The trick is to just shout "HACKER" and power off the projector.

Throwing in $200 so they would do it topless?

Care to explain?

Is that shopped or was that dude just asking to die?

The girl in the dress looks like Amy Jo Johnson.

Common sense busted that, way before MB did.

If the wind is fast enough, any of those apparent pieces of straw would go right through you like a bullet.

Yeah, I wasn't keeping in mind that this was a half-pipe and not a straight jump.

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delete.

Where's J.D. to move this article to #armchairexperts?

Is that a real house or a CGI sketch?

Yeah, I don't have twitter nor FB, and I certainly wont open a G account.

Or just have a family to feed.

Seconded.

Women are going to love this car. Constant massages. :P