Yay, all dolphies have been saved. :)

Funny how 90% of the people, while growing up, had no problem with partying all weekend, getting barely any sleep, but still did it.

Fuck dude, you're gonna make me dig up this article and your post later on, just to read what you did?

The funny thing is that most printed documents have to be stored for 3/5 or 10 years, due to legal reasons.

The title of this article is perfect for a "You might be a redneck if..."

Yeah, but keep in mind the good side of it, it has more green spaces than most of the big cities, and it's helping boost the local economy.

*takes his hat off*

Made by aliens, dude, I tell you.

Awesome, I hate it when vehicles omit stuff...sneaky bastards...

I was hoping so..

Whenever I start thinking about why has marihuana been outlawed, this pops into my mind.

"high-minded ideals about IP protection policies", really?

"For our next recipe, we'll teach you how to make Grog"

The #banhammer is more than suitable for your kind.

[gizmodo.com]

Yes, it's a plane. No, it's not taking off.

This is gonna make a lot of DUI cases a lot easier to prove, considering that only idiots will buy it...

I demand the specs of those trikes!

In Soviet Russia robots control you...oh, wait....

Yeah, I get that. I'm just saying that in the case that he would have a nuke, what's so incredible about a guy blowing himself up?