Can't we change the skins on the terrorists so they'll be easier to target? :P

"First hot dog stand on Mars", that sounds like a 60's sci-fi novel.

Is that from TMNT, back from the 90's?

There's a very slim chance that you might not die, but you'd prefer that it doesn't happen.

Mmm, does this count as 1 life or 2?

Told you Aquaman was the most useless superhero....lazy weedhead.

He's coughing because he's literally chocking on his balls.

Or we can send the money in other direction, such as education, maybe we would bring up a few generations of decent, educated politicians that won't start wars.

So we're sending their Christmas present early this year?

A cute butt is a must too.

I'm sorry, but wasn't this posted like 3 years ago?

What does this video have to do with the news?

How is 1, too many?

Wow, he added a shirt to something that's been around since the 80's....lame.

Dunno, ask him, I just pointed out that he stated two different occasions.

That would be 2 times.

Brought to you by Michael Bay. No?

Well, by the description, it's everywhere, so that wouldn't make it rare, but hard to identify or find.

What's the name of the song?

True, but it's more like a rickroll/troll feeling.