I forget all the time. Sometimes even on purpose (it annoys my dry ass hands). My husband took his off a year ago to do some car work and it’s exactly where he left it. Though my sister does like to ask both of us if we are cheating all the time. We both just ask her if she found out tinder profiles. I assume no one…

I feel like many people missed this detail

The notes are there, but the melody isn’t 

Cisneros has tempo. Her content is not great, and full of halfway developed caricatures (which I’m pretty sure she knows), but don’t tell the lit departments. I will give her that she has a certain cadence and rhythm in her writing that is pleasing to the ear. I saw her read once, and it’s even better in person.

I just heard that you are super youthful, right?

This opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

I actually like that it’s not belted out. There’s enough of that. There’s still a musicality to it, and the actual music notes are interesting, lyrics are pretty solid. Some of it isn’t for me, but I get the age bracket it’s for is probably skewed a bit younger. 

There is an interview with the woman who posted this job on slate that gives more info. The job pays 35-40 an hour - not including overtime, has benefits, Includes a car, and living in the pool house is optional (and it reads as rent free? Unclear). She admits she does want, basically, a wife. She’s a single mom, and…

35-40 and hour, benefits, use of a car, and free rent if they want it according to the slate interview they gave. 

I had been casually dating this guy my senior year in high school. I knew he was more into it than me, but whatever. He was one of the few people who was nice to me, and I genuinely enjoyed spending time with him, even if there was no spark. Anyway, my mom forced me to go to a house party of a friend I had when I was…

Man, if I could get away with that I would. But I did that in college and it was not a good look. It was also 20 years ago, so I need some help. I spend 32 from the ordinary 2-3 times a year, my spf is 12 from my derm ever 2 months, and the cetaphil (generic) is 5, every 2 months, and the ponds is also 5, but prob…

My husband uses more of my skin products than I do. And he’s the Jason Momoa type. That man goes through so much Argan oil it’s insane.

I save the pore examinations for when I’m Feeling bad about myself (so, every other day), and count that in my self flagellation time. A separate thing. Self care, you know?

Is that... necessary? Like, on a chemistry level? Anyone with creds here that can give me a real reason to hide from my toddler in the bathroom? Just kidding, she’ll follow me 

40 mins? Damn. I use cetaphil face wash, a retinol and a vitamin c serum, and some under eye thing (all from the ordinary), which takes all of 5 seconds, an spf moisturizer from my dermatologist during the day (medication has made me allergic to the sun- who knew that could be a side effect?), BUT I do use ponds night…

That makes more sense actually. I just associate the brand with working out. I’m out of touch. 

Still good marketing though. I mean, it pretty much sold out. She’s pretty polaring no matter what she does. My personal opinion on it is it’s bc she’s successful and black, and also bc she doesn’t play the “look at my private life spilled all over social media/ magazines/ whatever” marketing tactics that celebs play…

The amtrack in California (don’t know about other areas- only used it in CA) does have a few clearly labeled disabled seats, but they are not reserved in advance. If you are sitting in one, and someone boards who needs it, you simply move. No intervention necessary. This was obviously not the case in the story, just…

That does not narrow it down much and now my brain hurts. 

I actually like it, but I work out in cheap ass sweat pants and old band tee shirts I’m too ashamed to wear anywhere else, sooo... I also don’t do the whole athletic wear as casual clothes thing (not knocking people who do though). I didn’t buy 10 of the exact same black tee shirt and wear my skinny jeans long enough…