I go in for peanut butter, leave with paint for my kid, remember she needs pull ups for at night (almost done please god), oh shoot do we have milk?, rawhide for the dogs, I should make cupcakes, I totally need these learning toys from the dollar spot (educational AND fun), did I take out the chicken? Better grab some…

Word

Girl, this. I’m sorry. 

Done! I like to make sure the only parents that come are moms (bc dads don’t do this kind of woman stuff, and the parents surely never do this stuff together), but also that these moms are super clique-ish and judgey. Karen is still breastfeeding? Her kid is 2! Susan isn’t? Her kid is only 2! Becky works? How sad for…

You like Chuck E. Cheese? My gym? The local bounce house? 

I married my high school sweetheart. We live in suburbia. Want to see photos of my kid? Let me grab my phone... (scrolls endlessly while you silently scream) 

Yes- it’s terrible! My best friend is super thin right now from chemo and people are complimenting her. Like, really?! I mean, she’s stunningly gorgeous no matter what, but to pick that out (you must be so happy to lose weight!) is so tone deaf, and ridiculous.

You know what? I fucking lost weight before my wedding and I looked like shit. It was not intentional, it was due to illness and having to work through that and losing too much too fast, and people fucking COMPLIMENTED ME ON IT. That’s how far gone we are on as culture. I’m sure I looked happy, but damn, I was 15 lbs…

I don’t buy into any of it personally, but I get why it exists. Not everyone has the know how or discipline to work out at home. I do have a problem with the selling of the look rather than the training itself. I have no problem with the toned physique- that’s the product-fine. It’s the shiny plastic packaging.

I acknowledge that some of these sound psychosomatic, but it wasn’t all that long ago that we were locking people away for having depression, PPD, epilepsy, hysteria, for being possessed(still happens actually, but was an actual medical condition)and all kinds of things that would seem archaic today. I believe EEF is…

Preference is a thing! I like looking at him, but honestly wouldn’t take him home. And honestly, I don’t get the buzz on the Chris fight in Hollywood right now. Hemsworth is the only one I kinda get, bc he’s funny, has enough muscles to write home about, and has a good accent- but even then... the others look pretty…

It’s bc if she didn’t want the animal, she didn’t have to get it. It wasn’t forced upon her. I understand the “it’s an animal” mindset with farm dog who perform a function (not abusing them, but seeing them as tools and not “fur babies”). Most of my family still feels this way. But this, This is an entitled lady…

In the fall/ winter I have one. Skinny mid rise dark Levi’s with a black tee (I literally bought 10 of the same black tee, and 1 white I’ve never worn and 2 grey- I have particular “perfect tee” tastes and once I find one I like they always discontinue them), and either a cardigan (maybe a color here or maybe black,…

Brouhaha- Personal favorite 

I prefer long haired young Brad Pitt myself- and as a stoner in true romance. Honey bear bong Brad Pitt is good Brad Pitt. Honestly, he’s not even my type, but I admit he’s damn good looking. 

Lana turner was a babe. Her voice was amazing. I have nothing else of import. Carry on. 

She annoys me (I’m not into the whole toned pretty lady selling me a perfect body thing, and that’s her brand- but hey, to each their own. I hear her work out is good at least), but I have seen quite a lot of campaigning for and donating to planned parenthood on her end. I’m betting she’ll actually donate. And why…

This would actually save me money. The foundation I like courts me around $46 dollars. I have sensitive skin, due to some medical issues, but also blotchiness, breakouts, dark circles, and dryness, which certain foundations can aggravate. Lancôme is on the list of “good” ones I can use (so is Clinique, Fenty, and…

I would’ve killed for one when I was in school. Everything else? Meh. We had ok grocery and a farmers market on occasion, but target? I’m disabled so I had to pay taxi (Uber wasn’t a thing yet) or bribe a friend who actually had a car for santitary products, pharmacy, etc. there was actually a petition for a target…

Every time you post, I feel like I should give into my daughters demands and get her a cat. Except she’s two, and that means I’d get a cat. And I have enough on my plate with three dogs and her. I don’t know where I’m going with this except omg those cats are cute and damn I love animals.