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Wow! Sometimes, Twitter is a nice place! What a cool gift. 

I did the same thing, but then I googled.

Does Angela Bassett just get more beautiful every day? Like, damn. I’ll have what she’s having. 

Thanks. I have a second test as soon as I can afford it, bc the first didn’t come back with enough data. Hopefully soon! 

You totally should! I’d love it if someone close to me did. Bonus if someone took pictures or video to share. I follow a photographer who does. My husband will snorkel with me- close enough. 

I want brain surgery (not all that weird I swear- I have epilepsy and I want to surgery to make the seizures stop), but I want to watch the surgery. I love watching surgeries online, and I think it’s be super cool to watch my own as it happened.

Yes! 

This was the funniest part of the whole thing. Who the fuck says that? What gyno says that? No gyno has ever recommended that. Ever. Was it a guy in a shirt he bought at Venice beach that just said he was a gyno but really he bar backs? 

Like, to shop, or when you pass on? I’m assuming the latter. 

Once knew an oncologist named dr. Mercy. 

Yup. I get hit up by influencers all the time (I’m a well known in the area expensive boudoir photographer) . I don’t mind the hustle. Can’t blame a girl for trying, and hell, if I look at the stats and think it’ll benefit me, I may work something out. Buts it’s rare bc more often than not these people get angry that

I know a few influencers. It kind of cracks me up. One actually works at it. It grew organically. She’s a comedian- standup and writing, and had a kid and starting writing about mom life while working. It was crass and pretty funny. She reviewed various baby things she had been gifted honestly on their usefulness, and

That’s me though. I’m 50/50 sad though. Just don’t care for Tom Hanks as an actor (like him in interviews though). Love Mr. Rogers

I tell my daughter this. She’s three. But it’s not bc she can’t have ice cream, it’s bc the dude who comes by is super creepy 

I am always gobsmacked when I hear “keep you legs shut” as an excuse/ advice or whatever the fuck it is. Like, if that worked, don’t you think women would be savvy to that by now? Do they picture convenience stores, walking around with operating hours, and that we can close the doors with a fucking lock and key? Sorry

So much better than singing flatware! (I hated beauty and the beast- I know I’m in the minority) 

Wigs for kids. Doesn’t charge families for wigs. It’s a good .org- my husband donated every other year (about how often he cuts envious hair).  

I am conflicted bc I loved the muses as a kid 

Trigger warning: suicide

With supposedly excellent healthcare insurance, a necessary mri for me is $1000. I am supposed to have 2 of those minimum a year, and 2 five day eegs, also min. of $1000 each. When you add that onto medications, copays for appointments, and all that other stuff, it’s not just insurance, it’s time off from work, cost