That sounds lovely, and aptly named. I don’t really use tarte since they didn’t include more than literally a few darker skin tones in their first release of shape tape (wasn’t even a thought!) ON MLK DAY (no lie: https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/tarte-cosmetics-foundations-white-people-mlk-martin-luther-king-d…

I’m excited to see cree. I’ve had a crush on her for years. 

Eh, miserable people I guess. Whatever. I’m cute. I’m not hot, but I know I’m cute, so whatever. Besides, dude looked like a dime store Adam Lambert in the bad days (before the Queen tour), and didn’t blend his makeup into his neck, so I was not about to be bothered by his opinion. I’m not for everyone, and I wasn’t th…

Yeah, I have to wear it for work (no one trusts someone to do their makeup if they aren’t wearing any at all), so if I have a day off I’m not doing it, except maybe my eyebrows bc they are grey. I’m lazy, and don’t see the point. My money is still green either way.

I get that she was probably frustrated with returns, but uh... not my problem. I had about $400 worth of product there, and she was criticizing my choices. Maybe just ring me up?

I do makeup. I spend a metric fuckton on makeup. All different shades. Sephora and mac are on my list of places to not go to. I’ve been shamed in both places for my makeup skills (I wasn’t wearing any either time) and was called ugly in mac. Neither time was I looking for assistance. The cashier in Sephora was also…

Look, I don’t doubt Miley ripped this off, but the art itself is extremely derivative. I went to college at an art school 15+years ago(I was writing, but I hung out with quite a few art majors since our class rooms were right by each other and I love art). A friend of mine did a project just like this and we all loved…

I mean, I’m right here Edie. Right here. Listing over hand painted clothing. Just saying. 

So many vintage clothes. So many things I have given away, and then regretted. But there was this one airplane dress at an anthropologie that I hesitated on, bc it was lovely, but like $175 and I’m cheap. I should’ve bought that one. Been looking for it ever since. Reminds me of my grandpa who worked on planes. Keep…

So, about this dress... 

133 miles, which isn’t much, but I don’t drive. So I cobbled together a plan involving trains and friends who took the cash grass or Ass dogma very seriously (I had grass). I had a surprise weekend off, he had the house to himself, but he had work Friday night and couldn’t get me. Being young and impulsive, I didn’t…

Do they go up in time? I have no idea. I am selective as hell. I like a few pretty shiny things, but how much does one need really? That ring I saw though, so unique. Tiny little flecks of diamonds, and normally I don’t like diamonds, but they were like glitter. I would’ve worn that every day forever, and felt like a…

There seems to be some medical debate in which plant the cbd is derived from as well.. marijuana or hemp (similar but not the same), with the former being more effective. I’d be interested to see where this goes. I know cbd does ok as a topical oil for me for muscle pain, kind of like a tiger balm type deal. Like,…

I don’t like any of them tbh. I do recognize that tastes run wildly different in jewelry though. Personally, I like vintage styled, interesting, and low profile. Art Deco period is my favorite. There was a gold starburst, small, made out of 14k and tiny sparkly as hell pave diamonds that I was dying for the other day…

This is wrong. I had an ultra high risk pregnancy, multiple issues. I can’t drive, and with all the issues, my husband and I decided that he would take me to all my appointments (instead of asking a friend to take me to some of them) so he would be kept in the loop. I had 3 specialists and a neuro, so lots of appts. At…

Unpopular opinion: I adore the avocado green. My grandma has it mixed with a very light grey stone and always had fresh yellow flowers in it and maybe crocheted green and marigold curtains? (She died when I was 8) and it was to die for. As a kid I thought it was the fanciest thing and in my late 30s I still love it. I…

I love this story 

Born in 83- know a ton. But I like that era of music. And I still own cds and a few vinyls. I may be an outlier. I also think Beyoncé is here to stay tho, unless she herself chooses not to. Her management is a plus.

Dear lord, this is ot, but I sometimes wear my hair like that, and I really hope if it is as unflattering to my face shape as it is to hers, someone would tell me. Do the stylist in this show hate her? Bc, personality aside, she’s not as terrible looking as they consistently make her look. And does homegirl have a…

I’ve always liked Seth, and I enjoy his annoying laugh, so sure. I do prefer his hair and beard trimmed, bc no matter what his weight is, I think it shows off his features better. Also, you know he’s got the good weed. Also, in my experience, guys like him are adventurous and experimental in bed, so I’d give it a…