My sisters are sexy and beautiful. One was actually a model, the other a minor beauty queen. Both are better looking than me. I have no problem with a partner calling them beautiful- they are. But disrespecting them by objectifying them and disregarding me for a few bucks for a shock lyric? Naw. I don’t care care if…

I’m lucky- my dad is amazing. My husband had a very checked out dad ( who yet had full custody of him, but not his sister- refused to give up the male child), and was raised by baby sitters and a variety of either abusive or indifferent step moms. It could’ve made him a bad dad, but instead taught him how NOT to be…

I know they exist, bc someone is buying them at the store, but I have yet to meet a real man in the wild (you know, not tv or adverts) who actually wears white briefs. Who wears these? Rock em if you like them men, but don’t expect women to do any different. 

This made me laugh harder than it should have 

Your partner can find them unsexy. That’s fine, as long as they still finds YOU sexy and doesn’t dictate what kind of undergarments you wear. I’m not a huge fan of my husband’s loose cotton boxer shorts (I’m a sleek boxer briefs fan myself, especially on his tall lean frame) but he’s not about that life. He’s still…

My husband and I lived together for 12 years before we got married. Engaged for 4 of those years. He wanted to be married earlier, but for various reasons, I was not ready, but I did love him. I always told him that I would understand if he wanted to leave, but he stuck around. I’m happy he did. We eventually got…

Probably tmi, but... My lips and nipples swelled and darkened both times I was pregnant. Like way before I was showing. That’s how I knew to take a pregnancy test the second time. 

I have epilepsy too- it’s a bitch. They are coming out with new seizure alert devices (watches and whatnot) everyday and insurance companies are finally starting to catch up and cover some of them. There were some grants on epilepsy. Org as well if that helps at all. Hope you find a medication that works for you soon.…

His mom is pretty great, but to be honest he’s kinda self raised- she works two jobs to make ends meet and dad is an alcoholic pos who checked out years ago. Just a good kid. 

Is this where I share that my nephew, who turns 16 in a few weeks, has a huge crush on Millie, but believes he’d be too old for her and feels creepy about his crush? Bc I find all of it adorable 

I have no words. I hope the very worst things are coming to this man. The very worst. 

#9. My aunties are queen at this. They will also call in everyone around to witness before they verbally dress the offender down, and the offender has no idea what just happened. It’s a real thing of beauty.

I’m sorry love. Those false alarms are the worst. But try and keep in mind- it’s only been two months, and there are still lots of options. Sending good vibes your way! 

I went to go look- already follow you. That engagement ring you posted the other day had my heart a flutter- and I already have one like it! 

This is true. My husband is 6’7”. He tells people he is 6’5”, then bumps his head on any low doorways.

I wasn’t criticizing- I’m from close enough to the border in California that I can drive to TJ. I was honestly wondering if the people in Egypt were aware of it. Don’t know how popular it is it that area. 

I have an unhealthy collection of band tees- most I’ve seen live, some that were given to me by the artist (or their minions) when I worked somewhat industry adjacent, and some gifted or acquired along the way. I’ll always have those. I don’t really care what people think about them, and I’ll wear them anywhere- gym,…

That’s where my mind went too, but I’m guessing the majority of people in Egypt have not been to TJ. I don’t have the stats to back me up though 

I worked most of my senior year at a new smoothie shop that opened in town. There weren’t a million smoothie shops open, so it was kinda cool, except halfway through the hippie dippy owner lady went from a Stevie nicks type to a leather wearing meth user, and would shoot up in the back, and would steal all the cash…

Yeah, ed helms is married, so...