Actually, I don’t know if it’s exclusively a pro athlete thing. I think it’s a small man (ego wise) thing. My husband is 6’7”, 240 ish- big wiry strong guy- the amount of people who tried to start shit with him just because is amazing. He’s a teddy bear usually, but everyone has their limits. Luckily, most of that…

This. I know extremists exist- but that what they are- extreme. 

Girl, if I had the skill I’d do it. Unfortunately I am not seeing inclined- I’ve tried and managed to sew my hand to the fabric. 

I get that, but freedom of religion and all that. It’s not my jam, but to each their own. But I also may be biased bc I volunteer with an org that has a heavy Muslim population (free photography for kids with cancer and their families) and they’ve all been super chill, letting the kids choose, and extra kind- I know…

I hope a go fund me is started to get these kids pool appropriate hijabs- then the racists can’t say shit (I mean they will, but fuck em). I got $5 on it (I’m poor). 

I am so sorry this happened to you. I have had an opposite experience in college, where I went in to student health stressed out of my mind, sucidal, and was told it was probably just nerves and maybe a side effect of my seizure meds. Here’s a doc note for a mental health day. Sleep it off. That... did not turn out…

Strangely surprised with how much I enjoyed grande’s video. WHO AM I?!

Barbie? C’mon- Barbie has had lots of jobs, and friends of all races. These ladies are the dollar store version. 

You have to look outside of your own neighborhood- it is not all boutique. My local farmers market has things much cheaper than the grocery stores, and it is literally set up in a grocery store parking lot (much to the grocery store’s chagrin). There is no expensive coffee- just local strawberries, potatoes, nuts,…

It must be my dislike for anything trump shining through, bc objectively I love the dress- but on her I’m not feeling it. It may be the slightly awkward fit, or just the wearer itself. I feel like if the dress was on literally anyone else I’d love it. It’s old Hollywood and it has a friggin’ cape! Poor dress. I also…

I see what they are going for, but I feel it’s poorly executed. I would’ve used rough cut diamonds (if I used diamonds- the one I’m wearing is a herkimer- so quartz rn)- and and I would’ve skipped the pear shaped. But hey, it’s not mine, so whatever. I had a fat gold band (my grandmothers) for everyday use, and my…

No, kiari is 

The only acceptable Chris is hemsworth, with the accent, long hair, and shirtless. And only them for a short while. Also acceptable- ghostbusters hemsworth, bc he can laugh at himself. The others? I’m sure they’re very nice and were very popular in high school. 

You can thank my Arkansas grandma for that one- she’s a wealth of one off expressions. My favorite of hers is “useless as tits on a boar hog”- usually employed when talking about politicians or her male children 

Jesus tap dancing Christ. At minimum, this is extreme negligence, and that daycare needs to be shut down. I’ve worked in daycares/ preschools and seen administration ignore older children with behavior issues who consistently act out on younger children, and caregivers get jaded. I reported them too. At worst, this…

“why that person who looks like a bottle of Elmer’s glue wearing wraparound sunglasses”- this is honest poetry.

My neighbors are Mexican- the husband is third or fourth generation, the wife is an immigrant. Both teachers, so my summers consist of LOTS of loud Spanish language music because they have a party for something almost every weekend. You know what I do? Open my windows and shake a tail feather. There’s some good beats.…

You... you don’t know that actually. 

That somehow makes it worse.

C’mon y’all- we all know it’s peach, bc she’s stuck with these dorks and hasn’t had a proper orgasm in years.