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Nobody that went to Baylor.

Sure it did. It showed Richard Spencer and the rest of his nazi buddies that they’re bullshit won’t be accepted without a fight. Remember “make racists afraid again?” What exactly do we want them to be afraid of? Petitions?

football players made up “less than a third”

What is the death penalty for if not this?

If Penn State got away with covering up decades of state-protected and sponsored pedophila with barely a slap on the wrist, and tens if not hundreds of thousands of their supporters crying that even that meager punishment was too severe, you already know how this story will end.

and you can’t defend dogs as better than cats without sounding codependent and needy. if you think cats aren’t that great, you’re hanging out with the wrong cats my dude.

this is a Bad Take

Most of the German-American recruiting efforts (Williams, Jones, Johnson, Chandler and others) started under Bob Bradley.

Don’t lose faith. Authorities released their findings on the cause of the accident...

You nailed it. Rhabdomyolysis is no joke. It’s not like “whoops, I asked them to do 20 pushups when they could only handle 18. My bad.” rhabdomyolysis occurs under extreme strain, the sort of trauma that trained strength coaches know to avoid because such traumatic stress is ultimately counterproductive. You build…

Former D1 track runner for a bigtime program. midpack in my squad. every resource imaginable. been through it all.

If only Oderinde had named the workout after a fallen soldier, he could have sold it to CrossFit.

What is the point of having some absurdly intense workout just as the offseason is beginning? What could possibly be accomplished besides this?

Because my husband’s predilection for sports is fine with me. It’s how he relaxes. I relax by reading books. And sports can be watched without sound! It’s a win/win for both of us. We are good at being together and have come a long way in the art of being alone together, I think. It’s important that two people can…

The UN had ruled that she was being tortured. Her sentence was fucking excessive and it was slowly killing her. The fact you say it was not means you have not read any of the details or you do not care.

She pled guilty, cooperated with the investigation, and as Noble Renard noted the sentence was indeed excessive compared to previous cases.

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.