I think it’s just a pan-Asian racism. But I honestly don’t know, because I grew up in Hawaii so SPAM is just “local food”. I don’t eat it much anymore because I’m old and I don’t want to piss off my blood pressure too much. Still, SPAM, scrambled eggs and sticky rice is my go-to comfort breakfast.

My daughter got hooked on the garlic BTB but we haven’t been able to find it around where I live. And it’s not exactly the best time to go foraging for it. So she finally just ordered us 2 jars and they arrived this week. I love my kid!

“Lots of sex” in a porn movie?!? Oh, my stars and garters!!

Clever solution!

(The most famous actor in the Little Mermaid cast: Buddy Hackett as a seagull.)

You were doing well until the last sentence of the second paragraph. That one definitely knocked it into Tuckie Fishcakes territory.

That sounds good!

I bet you’re fun at parties.

We’re going to make a place for my grandson to have a desk in the living room (instead of in his room) for homeschooling, and so I’ve been contemplating where everything is in the living room lately. We could leave everything where it is, except a lamp and media rack, but now I’m thinking...

15:1 ratio might be a bit strong if you’re not used to that. A better starting ratio would be more like 17:1 (59 grams) or even 18:1 (55 grams). If I’m only making one cup at a time, I prefer it stronger than my husband does, so I do 30g/500ml and that’s just right for me.

I wonder if “Eric” says “I’m sorry - Patricia’s availability is restricted this week. I can give you some time on Thursday of next week”... people just accept it. But if “Erica” says the same thing they “yell” at her and do and end run to Patricia.

Since she’s mentioned twice, I will note it’s WhoopiE GoldbErg. Take the extra E from her first name and put it in her last name, where it belongs.

Agreed. Especially since that’s Hayley Mills.

They still do, but a kid might not be too thrilled with getting a piece of plastic instead of having cash money they can touch.

You know what’s also fun? Those coin-counting machines you often see in front of grocery stores. (You can search for a Coinstar kiosk here.)

I’m missing all the links on my PC using Chrome (and Adblock Plus), but they’re fine in Chrome on my iPhone. Just a data point.

I’ll have to try it. Pipeline Punch is one of the few Monsters I like, but it can be a bit much at times. Still, it reminds me of buying POG juice at recess when I was a kid.

“They even gave me the limited-edition one with the loopy stick. So much more special and attractive than the plain straight-stick ones.”

I feel your pain. There should still be a little left in the brain bleach jug. Refills are in that 55-gallon barrel in the corner.

Do not follow the link to read the sex scenes.