They still do, but a kid might not be too thrilled with getting a piece of plastic instead of having cash money they can touch.

You know what’s also fun? Those coin-counting machines you often see in front of grocery stores. (You can search for a Coinstar kiosk here.)

Florida and Texas would like a word, sport. So would Alabama, Arizona, Georgia, Idaho, Louisiana, Mississippi, Nevada, South Carolina, and Tennessee.

I’m pretty sure that’s how Ben Carson got to be a “celebrated neurosurgeon.”

I’m missing all the links on my PC using Chrome (and Adblock Plus), but they’re fine in Chrome on my iPhone. Just a data point.

I’ll have to try it. Pipeline Punch is one of the few Monsters I like, but it can be a bit much at times. Still, it reminds me of buying POG juice at recess when I was a kid.

“They even gave me the limited-edition one with the loopy stick. So much more special and attractive than the plain straight-stick ones.”

I feel your pain. There should still be a little left in the brain bleach jug. Refills are in that 55-gallon barrel in the corner.

Do not follow the link to read the sex scenes.

When did Rosamund Pike turn into Fionnula Flanagan?

Applause.

Tell me about it.

It’s actually both fairly common and fairly understandable he’s behaving like that. Annoying as shit, but understandable.

My dad is in his 80s and had to cut ties over the last few years with a bunch of his oldest friends when they turned out to be rabid Trumpettes. It was a shame, some of those friendships go back 40+ years. When I asked him why he thought they were like that he replied, completely seriously, “I guess they just got old.”

After all, when your employer spots you scrawling #ACAB on the hood of a cop car with your own feces during a protest, someone’s gotta keep you from becoming homeless.

The Venn diagram would be two completely separate circles.

A single word versus four, as far as I can tell.

My therapist and I bought different seasons and traded off the DVDs. These days, you can find them used for about $10 each.

This is one of the easiest questions to answer during this whole pandemic. I live in Texas, and so the answer is, always and forever, no.

I’ve got all the Crystal Light lemonade you could want. What I couldn’t get is Mio lemonade, the liquid stuff. In the summer, we use a squirt of that in our iced tea for lemon and sweetness. I usually only buy it on sale because it’s stupid expensive, but I can’t find it around here (even at normal price) for the past…