No reason you should have thought to be more clear, given that all the people who do it for a living weren’t, either.

Having a party in her backyard for dozens of her friends, of course. Because she gets to tell YOU what to do, but you’re not the boss of her!

Bear in mind the “kids” in this case were mature adults, in their 50s. The headlines all make it sound like it was some young mother and her babies.

First of all, you’re spectacularly wrong. Those are only 2 ways that HIV is transmitted, but not the only ones. Plus condoms fail all the time so they’re not safe, just safer.

Us, too. My grandson was out for spring break two weeks ago, and it was extended through last week. We’re assuming that this school year is probably over, in terms of schools reopening. His school is one of the distribution points for bagged meals in our town.

My son was lucky, both in that his employer fired them (vs. the crap Marriott pulled by putting their people on a 4-month furlough, so they weren’t eligible for unemployment) and also told them to apply for UI right away. He already got his approval letter over the weekend. We won’t be rich, but we won’t starve,…

Thanks for your concern!

You may understand the concept, but you obviously don’t understand how to apply it.

Mine’s in his 30s now and has an entire cabinet full of bath products. We may have overdone it just a little.

OMG, I never thought of this. You just solved a current problem and a future one, too. Thanks!!

This is a good hack.

A day, maybe two.

Radishes dipped in salt is also another option. Spread them with sweet butter, dip in salt, it’s a crunchy and spicy delight. Also good sliced over brie on crusty bread. On the sweet end, rather than honey or jam, we usually have berries or other fruit on the table in addition to pickles and other pungent veggies. I’m…

I think this is intended more as a speedbump than a wall. It will encourage people to think about their actions and maybe remember to take some precautions. (This only applies to those who can think, not the “Wuhan Virus is a DimmycRAT hoax!!!11!” types.) The resources will be in place just in case more stringent…

Rest easy. They already won.

I think that was Joan Rivers. Or Phyllis Diller. Maybe both.

Hunter brings access, or perceived access. That’s what nearly all famous peoples’ kids bring to the table. It sucks but it’s SOP.

As a parent, you’ll know what works best for your kid. For ours, when they were that age, it was, “God you stink! Get your ass in the shower! And wash — WITH SOAP!” or “JFC! Leave a little hot water for the rest of the family, please!”

...and my husband, who is immune-compromised. He bought his weeks ago, before the coronavirus was more than just a passing mention in the news.

You kids! I learned to parallel park in a ‘71 Cadillac Coupe de Ville. It had incredibly good power steering but was also half a city block long. Now I can parallel park any damn thing anywhere.