It probably would have been operable if he had caught it when she first saw him. I don’t blame him for not looking for zebras, but his attitude about her weight shamed her enough that she didn’t go back until her back pain was excruciating.

I had a friend about a decade ago who had been having recurrent back pain. She saw her doctor, who gave her some exercises and said it would probably help if she lost some weight. But she helped run her family’s farm, was raising three young kids, and worked a full-time job at a grocery store that kept her on her feet…

Me, too, but I guess the Klan isn’t all illiterate inbred cousin-fuckers anymore. But those guys never needed to fill out an application anyway, they were all legacy admits.

I am not laying any blame on the POC groups, just that their presence elicits a response from those prone to violence.

A place that demands staff pay for broken glassware is a business that is either looking to take advantage of their workers. Or one that is in financial trouble.

Yeah, I’m not young enough anymore to know everything.

So will drunk sorority girls, but I’ve never seen one of them roped up and paraded down the street.

Of course he was: Aggravated blackness while breathing. In many states, that’s a capital crime subject to summary execution.

I guess none of you boys own vibrators.

I guess none of you boys own vibrators.

We were lucky that we were. You don’t get to say that very often when you’re a Verizon customer!

Yeah, Verizon was running this promo until yesterday. My husband’s 1st gen Pixel XL has been slowly dying for months and he was holding out as long as he could, so the sale came at a good time.

When was the last Republican candidate who was not routinely called a racist?

So is slime mold.

You have my sympathy. I tried too, just in case it would work, but no joy.

You have my sympathy. I tried too, just in case it would work, but no joy.

If you’ve ever bought an Amazon gift card, you’re not eligible for the promo.

If you’ve ever bought an Amazon gift card, you’re not eligible for the promo.

Well, that solves the dinner question for tonight.

I know that my therapist hasn’t had sex in a long time. Especially since his ex-wife stopped drinking so much when she had him over for dinner.

Middle-aged white lady here, to agree, “That’s not acceptable,” is a magic phrase. You can even preface it with “I’m sorry,” if you feel like being extra polite. But it lets the other person know that you are going to be as relentless and implacable as the tide coming in. If you have to escalate — and you will — you…

I spent 20-some years not drinking because alcoholism runs rampant in my family tree and I figured abstinence was the best method to avoid it. I judged people who drank, even if it was in moderation, and that attitude may very well have contributed to a family member’s problem with alcohol. We both got our shit…

Thank you! I’ve been waiting for this doc to come out for ages.