I had a friend about a decade ago who had been having recurrent back pain. She saw her doctor, who gave her some exercises and said it would probably help if she lost some weight. But she helped run her family’s farm, was raising three young kids, and worked a full-time job at a grocery store that kept her on her feet…

Me, too, but I guess the Klan isn’t all illiterate inbred cousin-fuckers anymore. But those guys never needed to fill out an application anyway, they were all legacy admits.

I am not laying any blame on the POC groups, just that their presence elicits a response from those prone to violence.

A place that demands staff pay for broken glassware is a business that is either looking to take advantage of their workers. Or one that is in financial trouble.

Yeah, I’m not young enough anymore to know everything.

So will drunk sorority girls, but I’ve never seen one of them roped up and paraded down the street.

Of course he was: Aggravated blackness while breathing. In many states, that’s a capital crime subject to summary execution.

I guess none of you boys own vibrators.

I guess none of you boys own vibrators.

We were lucky that we were. You don’t get to say that very often when you’re a Verizon customer!

Yeah, Verizon was running this promo until yesterday. My husband’s 1st gen Pixel XL has been slowly dying for months and he was holding out as long as he could, so the sale came at a good time.

When was the last Republican candidate who was not routinely called a racist?

So is slime mold.

You have my sympathy. I tried too, just in case it would work, but no joy.

You have my sympathy. I tried too, just in case it would work, but no joy.

If you’ve ever bought an Amazon gift card, you’re not eligible for the promo.

If you’ve ever bought an Amazon gift card, you’re not eligible for the promo.

I don’t have the starter plan, so I can’t speak to that. But bear in mind, Cricket is a reseller of AT&T’s service (an MVNO) and those always get last priority when it comes to data. Here you’d have a Verizon plan, so that shouldn’t happen as long as you’re within your plan limits.

Well, that solves the dinner question for tonight.

I know that my therapist hasn’t had sex in a long time. Especially since his ex-wife stopped drinking so much when she had him over for dinner.

Middle-aged white lady here, to agree, “That’s not acceptable,” is a magic phrase. You can even preface it with “I’m sorry,” if you feel like being extra polite. But it lets the other person know that you are going to be as relentless and implacable as the tide coming in. If you have to escalate — and you will — you…

If this place had the budget the WH does, I imagine they’d hire an editor or two.

I can hear it now, “You will see the biggest, the bestest, the biggest and bestest dick pics uuuh evar!”