I used to have a morning regular who always came in yapping on his phone, and when it was time to pay, he’d just hold out a handful of cash and change and we were expected to carefully pick out the proper amount. He came in one day during my last week (I had given notice) and pulled that shit. I took everything out of…

Tall, Grande, Venti, they all mean the same fucking thing!!

I used to have a regular who had a pretty insane order: 5 raw sugars in the cup, pull one shot over them, stir. Then fill the cup with heavy cream, leaving enough room for 4 more shots. No, you couldn’t pull the shots and then top the cup with the cream, that didn’t taste right. At some point, he decided I was the…

Good. One less body in line in front of me.

“Small,” “medium,” and “large” are easily translatable to any three-size menu item anywhere.

You’re guessing wrong, but feel free to continue.

That’s exactly what I was thinking. We might not need them in the winter, but they would be a wonderful thing in summer here.

Another vote for Calengoo. I’ve been using it forever and it’s very versatile. When I started, I was responsible for organizing schedules and transportation for 3 full-time students and 3 full-time workers, for our family of 4 people. We had one car, so it was important to know where everybody had to be and when.…

Why, what an insightful question! No, that’s not all I do.

Some of our partners don’t have penises, dude.

The problems I can see with using the Lysol Sanitizer are that you’re not supposed to use it at the same time as your laundry detergent, and it requires a minimum of a 16-minute soak to be effective. Not a problem for me because I wash at home, but those could be deal-breakers for someone who is reliant on a…

The problems I can see with using the Lysol Sanitizer are that you’re not supposed to use it at the same time as…

Sensitivity training at Kroger boils down to, “Be an asshole/bigot on your own time. Don’t do that shit at work.” You can’t mandate how your employees think but you can do your best to control their behavior when they’re on the clock. Obvious racists like this manager learn to keep it in check unless they think they…

That was the grand jury that was set to expire and then renewed for 6 more months. (After that a new GJ must be empaneled, so not sure if Mueller thinks it will be done by then or not.) Mueller’s office is funded through this fiscal year, so they’re good for a long time. Or, as The Hill reported,

Pence can’t pardon him for state crimes, only federal. While the Office of the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York has gotten a lot to work with lately, the New York State and City DA’s offices are probably pretty well stocked, too.

And I don’t get that excited by the bad suggestions of a questionable food blog.

Yes. The listing on Amazon says, “Smart WIFI Strip that Compatible with Alexa and Google Home Assistant”. 

Yes. The listing on Amazon says, “Smart WIFI Strip that Compatible with Alexa and Google Home Assistant”. 

We have one in our bedroom due to living in an old rental house with very few, and badly placed, plugs. It not only has our lights plugged into it, but also other small electronics, such as the “buttwarmer” (a small heated throw that our older cat has claimed for her own) and a heated blanket. They would be a PITA to…

We have one in our bedroom due to living in an old rental house with very few, and badly placed, plugs. It not only…

What? No gin?! Hooray!

Your second link — the one I clicked on, of course — takes you to a completely different band that doesn’t work with the promo code. It does work fine with the link under the picture, though.

Your second link — the one I clicked on, of course — takes you to a completely different band that doesn’t work with…

There’s always a Grasshopper: 1 part crème de menthe, 1 part crème de cacao, 2 parts cream. Also good as a shake, albeit very sweet, by substituting vanilla ice cream for the cream.