I suppose in these times, getting your kids used to a fascist surveillance state may very well be the appropriate life training for our dismal future, but holy hell, people. Don’t do this.

When my son was starting to question Santa’s existence, one evening he asked us (fearfully/hopefully) if Santa was real. “What do you think?” we asked him. “I don’t know, but some of my friends at school say he’s not real and only babies believe in him.” “Well, he brings you presents every year, and I think someone…

Teach your little shits they’re being watched all the time. There are therapists out there with student loans to pay, y’know.

No, I’m old; you’re out-of-touch.

I had friends with more authoritarian parents like that. They just learned to lie and sneak.

I can’t find any connection to the Kochs in relation to Applebee’s, IHOP, etc. (they are under the same corporate umbrella.) Where did you read this? I’d really hate to give up on IHOP, but I won’t give a damn penny to the Kochs if I can’t avoid it.

I bought foaming hand soap from Bath & Body Works when they have their big sales on soap, and just re-used the bottles for years. Eventually, the pump just plain wears out but before that it has more than paid for itself in savings.

Thanks for reminding me to get my flu shot this week!

Hey, it’s just as likely as them having girlfriends. Pretty much zero, in other words.

It’s a trilby, dude.

I tend to get more work done when there’s someone else typing away and tacitly shaming me into following suit.

那是维尼先生，对你而言

The Venn diagram of this is a single circle.

Nothing at Kim’s site that is new, unless you mean the story from last week about the recordings that may help solve a murder.

Nothing at Kim’s site that is new, unless you mean the story from last week about the recordings that may help solve…

Absolutely.

I used to get that a lot, too. It made me wonder what the fuck they were picking up on to believe I’d agree with their hateful shit. Then I realized: because I lived in a super red Texas county, I appeared to be a conservative Republican straight white woman so they assumed I’d think just like them. They were only…

We usually do ham and cheese quiche with bacon on the side. Bacon doesn’t have to be hot to be good, but a cold ham and cheese omelet is a sad thing. This way you get both.

Fuck yeah!

I bet this would be really good for a quiche. We often make one for Thanksgiving morning so as to have some actual food around. All the deliciousness of breakfast that’s ready when you get around to it.

Or maybe Monty Python just made it forever possible to take Camelot seriously anymore.