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Especially if there’s the possibility that your landlord will make you remove them when you move. Stickers come off; actual tile will, but it won’t want to.

Especially if there’s the possibility that your landlord will make you remove them when you move. Stickers come off;

Wanna bet? People pay good money to see that all the time.

Did you seriously, with no sarcasm intended, use “not all white people” in a sentence?

Aw, what’s so bad about watching Voldemort die slowly for 3 hours?

It looks good and rookie mistakes can be forgiven. I bet it looks vastly better than the blank wall that was there before. If you’re worried about it not lining up quite right, stick a couple of big trivets or something up there as art and it will camouflage the lines enough that only the truly anal-retentive will

It looks good and rookie mistakes can be forgiven. I bet it looks vastly better than the blank wall that was there

“Mommy, why is Pinky’s mouth all bloody?”

The hero of the story is a white lady. Try again, troll.

You’re welcome!

I’ve got ADHD, too, and routines are both the bane of my existence and the thing that keeps me from completely losing my shit, often at the same time.

When my daughter was very young, about 3, my husband’s command had a Christmas party, complete with Santa arriving on a special boat and distributing presents to the kids. We decided to let Santa give her the one thing she had been obsessing about, a special Barbie. She was so excited when she unwrapped it and saw

You must not have read the second paragraph, where Gwen wrote,

We’ve got Papa Murphy’s in north Texas, too.

They’d probably still believe in Jesus too, if he brought candy or gifts when he visited. Priorities, y’know?

I’m a middle-aged grad student. I used to consider caffeine my only remaining vice but the reality is shit ain’t gonna get done without coffee and Diet Mountain Dew. So it’s a virtue, really.

I hear you. I used to commute an hour+ each way and on those rare days when I couldn’t make coffee, I’d contemplate snorting up a packet of Via. Caffeine is necessary for function.

Realize the morning is not going anywhere.

When I was commuting, my breakfast routine was, “What have I got to eat in the car right now?” I kept a lot of boxes from Costco in the back of my car and when I finally got down to nothing but Pop-Tarts and trail mix, then it was time to make another Costco run. The Monday morning after my Costco visit was like

You’re going to want to activate this before you need it, and it appears you need to activate it on each Echo device the first time. You can verbally tell Alexa to start whisper mode, or do it in the app, but the first time you use it on each device, she gives you a little spiel about how you it works. Which is fine,

It ramped up my anxiety rather than relieving it, but I often have strong responses to psychoactive meds so consider my response an outlier. Fortunately, it’s easy to titrate your dosage to find one that works, I just didn’t estimate right when I started. I have a number of friends who have had good experiences using

It ramped up my anxiety rather than relieving it, but I often have strong responses to psychoactive meds so consider

Hey, at least he’s not going to be on the Supreme Court. I’ll put any punishment in the “win” column, at this point.