For breakfast the next day, I considered whether I wanted toast or oatmeal, and then decided I wasn’t going to bother.

The link to the Harmony remote takes you to Amazon, where there is no deal; the link at the bottom of the post takes you to Jet, which seems to be the correct destination. I got my hopes up, but I don’t give money to Walmart so that’s right out.

The link to the Harmony remote takes you to Amazon, where there is no deal; the link at the bottom of the post takes…

I’m sorry, I chose your post to respond to several people at once. My post wasn’t about voting, it was about history. The voting in this last election just reflects that history. I don’t want to see us get bogged down in that detail and lose sight of the long term causes of it. We need to remember that the current…

18 months? I’m in my fifties and those whistles were old when I was a kid.

Try reading the post I replied to, asshole.

I guess it’s too much to ask that people read the post I replied to, especially the last sentence:

White MEN, not people. Women need not apply.

We ain’t shit in North Texas, either. But we did manage to give the world Don Henley, Norah Jones and Sly Stone. We’re a little bit eclectic here in Denton.

Oxygen. Because if I’m breathing, I’m eating.

We live in an older rental house where the plugs are few and in weird and/or inconvenient places. We have lamps plugged into smart plugs all over the house for that reason. No more walking very carefully across the living room in the dark to turn on a light. This is a serious consideration because my husband has…

We live in an older rental house where the plugs are few and in weird and/or inconvenient places. We have lamps…

So you’re saying potatoes cause autism? Does Jenny McCarthy know?

If the form factor works for you, Trader Joe’s cold brew concentrate is pretty good and you can adjust the strength to your liking. We keep a bottle of it in the fridge for quick iced coffee.

I have one of those too. I brought my minimal coffee setup to the hospital when my husband was there for 2 weeks — Hario grinder, Aeropress, hot pot and thermometer — and it impressed the shit out of the nurses. He had a lot of visitors, especially on the night shift.

Maybe tea? Something to give it a little bitterness without adding sweetness since the other two ingredients are sweet.

My cunt is highly imaginative. I’ve had compliments.

Several day old cookies? I recognize all those words separately, but together they make no sense.

Though it was not your intention, I cannot fault your spouse’s logic.

It gets lost in the freezer if you stick it on the baggie. Also, I do the same handful of recipes, so the card just lives on my fridge.

This is true. Fortunately, with most toaster ovens, you don’t have to open the oven door to see if the cookies look done. If I’m using a new recipe, I will set a timer for the shortest possible bake time and check them then. They always need more time, in my experience, and once I’ve got that, I’ll edit my index card…

Good for Joanna, posting this revolutionary idea. One I’ve been doing for decades, and my friend’s mother used to do when I was a kid.