Yep. There are whole sections where I own everything in them that I... er, I mean, my loved ones, would ever want.

Yep. There are whole sections where I own everything in them that I... er, I mean, my loved ones, would ever want.

I bought 2 the last time around, but they sorta suck. The tines on the fork part aren’t useful to spear very much, and the bowl is too small to get a decent portion of anything. The last time I used it, I ate some Trader Joe’s mac and cheese one damn noodle at a time. After that I retired it.

I bought 2 the last time around, but they sorta suck. The tines on the fork part aren’t useful to spear very much,…

I don’t see why not.

It’s simple, really: The rich kids participate in school, the poor kids mostly attend. When you look around, the faces that represent your school are the wealthy ones.

In the district where my kids went to high school, there was a policy of economic rather than racial integration. (Yeah, it mostly worked out to be the same effect, but we’ll let that go.) We lived in a $125k house and some of their friends’ houses were worth 3 or 4 times that. That’s hardly the 1% but the disparity…

It never fails. Not that I would know anything about that. Today.

This is neither unique or ingenious. We bought a commercial bowl for our cat that has the moat built into it, and that was in the last century. A common suggestion is to use a pie tin, for those cats who are determined to scoop their kibble into the water anyway.

“LOSES”.

Thanks, I think. It’s mostly my mother’s awful cooking and her general unpleasantness throughout the whole day. Everybody is miserable, including her, and because we have no religious or family traditions attached to the holiday, it is pretty much a day to just endure. Sneaking in booze isn’t a problem since both my…

Some days are like that. It was good of you to recognize you were not at your best that day and apologize for it. Thank you for that.

Beth, I think I love you. Happy Thursday!

Generational? Which generation would you be referring to? I’m a Boomer and I have hated Thanksgiving for decades.

I’m going to have to buy multiple copies of the Reduced Shakespeare Company book or there will be fisticuffs come Christmas morning.

Gee, how unreasonable for someone to think about their own body when it causes them distress and discomfort.

Agreed. I thought that went without saying, but I’m an old. I don’t take time for too much horseshit before I head out.

What are the odds on Grace and the Crocodile teaming up to run the place? The Croc might want to get himself a reliable food-taster if he does, but otherwise it might actually be a way to prevent more than the usual bloodshed.

Ol’ Wayne would be over there saying, “Take two, you never know when you might need a spare,” and then pocket the profit from the manufacturers without the slightest twinge to his conscience.

Thanks for the recommendation. I’m putting together a BBQ/grill gift package for my son-in-law for Christmas and these gloves will be a great addition. I bought a different pair for us awhile ago and they sucked.

Thanks for the recommendation. I’m putting together a BBQ/grill gift package for my son-in-law for Christmas and…

I like the cut of your jib. Also good pop culture reference.

Scenario 3: Moore stays in the race, wins, and then is forced to resign when the allegations are proven true. Republican governor then appoints a replacement, who is slightly more palatable than Moore (a low bar, admittedly) and the seat stays in the hands of the Reds.