Engagement ankle!

To be fair, when I was thirty, my romantic life was a disaster. I was dating all the wrong men (seriously, I dated all of them and they were all wrong). I was also awful. On the plus side, social media hadn’t been invented yet so the only people who knew about how bad my 30-year-old choices were and how whiny I was…

1995 was 21 years ago. I saw Desperado in the movie theater on a date and was upset I wasn’t carded, having just reached a point where I didn’t have to sneak in.

When I was a preteen, my brother and I were sent from the States to Germany to visit our Oma for the summer. Our family had the whole thing planned out for nearly a year, bought tickets, packed, and then shipped us off to the airport, where we hopped aboard a Deutsche Lufthansa plane and successfully made it to…

In the story in my head, the two five year olds swapped their documents. Because having hung out with kids that age, i can picture it super clearly.

There’s some shenanigans going on here. Every time I see an unaccompanied minor on a flight, they have lanyard around their neck with their ticket and such. I think they even have a wristband. On an international flight, they’d have their passport too, right? So that’s 2 if not 3 layers of ID plus all the flight…

It would be 11 crazy.

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

“It’s always special to win at the Hampton Classic.”

BAH! Yes, one would hope so. It's amazing to watch someone “make something out of nothing,” isn’t it?!

YAY for her. Now she won’t have to get a job to pay her way through college.

this poor girl finally catches a lucky break. Hopefully she’ll invest it wisely and maybe someday, she can put a down payment on a studio apartment in Queens.

He did, but ultimately his request to trademark the crucifix was denied.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

Dude we are in the middle of a writer and internet commenter housing crisis and you won’t even let us sleep on your park bench of the web. Chill.

He could’ve been Mayor of New York. Very easily, in fact. But dick pics were more important. And now he’s lost an amazing woman, and his son’s life will be impacted forever. Because dick pics were more important.

I don’t understand why there is any debate about this.