Damn, sup young bibi? You wanna steal some land and kill thousands of innocent people? IN BED? Purrrrr.

So they have a brand that plays the role of a young white girl making fun of herself, but is actually controlled by a group of men. There’s something really gross about that, to me, and the disappearance of the female founder does not help.

I don’t think our brand is about being a girl.

Dudes writing for a woman...

I’ve lost two jobs solely based on the reporting of my case.

“I wish I’d never been so athletic and handsome!”

And nothing of value was lost. You can’t really complain about the loss of “value” when that peak valuation was insane and unjustified in the first place.

honestly becoming a billionaire on the back of absolutely nothing and stealing money from Silicon Valley dumb dumbs is sort of my dream so YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE LIZZIE HOLMES

YOU ARE A BILLIONAIRE. If you want 10 million donated to charity just fucking do it and debate for free you despicable windbag.

I mean, I can think of worse hobbies than breaking glass ceilings?

It’s very hard to both acknowledge that Clinton’s popularity is mired by sexist attitudes about women in public life, and that there are also other reasons why folks distrust her or dislike her. If you bring up one of these points, people tend to hit you over the head with the other fact, as if they can’t both be…

The whole “fight harder” thing is really inappropriate. They have people to do it for them. And when I am fighting, face-to-face with an employer, to be the person they pick for an office job it certainly does not benefit me to “fight harder.” Be it for an extra dollar an hour or healthcare (non-existent from my very…

I disagree with equating actresses pushing for equal pay as a step that will help working women get equal pay. But, actresses speaking up addresses the misogynistic culture of the entertainment industry. That is a real problem that needs to be addressed.

I’ve never been comfortable with the fiction that the reason women don’t make enough is that they don’t negotiate well. There is a god awful deoderant commercial that seems to reinforce this belief as well.

I am very concerned about the wage gap which clearly exists between me and Jennifer Lawrence.

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

Nah.

Liberal college students and faculty have ALWAYS been insufferable.

But it’s remarkable how much some people—Twitter eggs and Facebook uncles who bitch about their freedom of speech being corrupted because other people had the gall to exercise theirs—really want to hang onto their gay jokes.

You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself…