Maybe I'm alone in this, but what you take as flaw I actually enjoy. In a world where most games, even the ludicrous ones, take themselves too seriously, it's refreshing to see one that's just there to take you on a campy adolescent joy ride. For example: I love a good movie, but not all movies can be Citizen Kane.…

I get your point I guess, but this clearly isn't for everyone. This is for hardware fetishists with money to burn. Not for me, but as another person who plans to build expensive things for nerds richer than myself, I respect it.

I used to frequent a very traditional Japanese restaurant that served these. Every time we got the tempura platter me would fight over who got to eat the maple leaf. Soooo good!

If the connection quits on you, they can see that you didn't willingly select quit. Therefore, no penalty.

They keep saying "What characters haven't we shown?...", yet they keep picking old characters! I wanna see the new ones in action, like Geninja or Wii Fit Trainer.

Salmon leap over obstacles at high speed all the time. It's just that human dams are quite a bit bigger than beaver dams, hence the cannon. I bet they barely notice the higher speed and longer airtime.

Nah. That would be New Zealand.

Dude, send that idea to Mr. Burton immediately. It's brilliant.