Would that it twere so simple.

I like both kinds of music: country and western!

I like both kinds of music: country and western!

Kid Rock is a smart man. So's Ted Fucking Nugent.

Kid Rock is a smart man. So's Ted Fucking Nugent.

Really? What was the first clue?

Really? What was the first clue?

Whew!

Whew!

Not the farewell post we need, but the farewell post we deserve.

Not the farewell post we need, but the farewell post we deserve.

Bert Parks was an awesome Miss America host.

Bert Parks was an awesome Miss America host.

Moooooooooooooooooo.

Moooooooooooooooooo.

Moooooooooo

Moooooooooo

Fugazi, fugahzi, it's a waizy, it's a woozie.

Fugazi, fugahzi, it's a waizy, it's a woozie.

Fugazi, fugahzi, it's a waizy, it's a woozie.