The Last Stand was the best X-Men movie.

Department of Ironic Punishments

Department of Ironic Punishments

You've got work to do in the post-Disqus world.

When are the Breitbart trolls going to show up?

Lisa Hitler?

Eh, join the club.

3630!

I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left!

I'd rather spend these last few minutes with you than with the finest people on earth.

Hi

I'll miss you most of all. I hope you get to kill Littlefinger.

3515!

Worse than OJ?

That is a strange way to stick it to Kinja, I guess.

Do you count that one as a movie?

I saw her in a bathtub.

3500 is just around the corner! Don't you die on me now!

Better than the goddamned Historian.

There never was a ThingyBlahBlah1 or 2.