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As a strict Originalist where the Statue of Liberty is concerned, I find this whole discussion objectionable from the start. The Statue of Liberty that I believe in didn't need to be restored in the 1980s.

In retrospect, an early sign that things were about to take a turn for the stupid.

"Well, then, I just HATE you… and I hate your… ass… FACE!"

What other way is there?

At least we returned Bush before the 14-day trial period was up.

Hot take: Suede was better than either of them.

CNN fired him. We didn't do anything but show up here to make crude jokes at Lord's expense.

I think you meant to say, "Guy who writes articles for a living writes an article about something that happened."

Good riddance to bad rubbish, but this was hardly the best reason to fire him. I really just wanted Anderson Cooper to make an announcement one night along the lines of "Jeffrey Lord is no longer with CNN because we realized that he's an idiot who wastes everyone's time whenever he opens his stupid mouth. Also, he'd…

Wolf Blitzer has a cute butt.

"That young man will make a perfect addition to my cabinet: Secretary of Partying Down!"

There's a long, long list of books that scream out for audio editions read by Steve Martin, and Mein Kampf is right after the Twilight series.

Herler's husband.

I hope you'll watch Jackie Brown again. It doesn't hit you over the head with "cool" the way Pulp Fiction did, but if you look, it's got everything you need. And the "accept no substitutes" monologue plays a lot better once you realize that Ordell is sort of a dumbass and that his sales pitch is complete nonsense.

It's pretty good, but all it really does is set up Good Will Hunting II: Hunting Season.

Is it the motel shootout at the end?

No love for DeNiro in Casino or Heat?

90 days? Hell, I've got a work-related email address whose password I have to change monthly.

I do wonder how things are going in that parallel universe where PJ Harvey, Björk and Tori Amos were all part of the 1997 lineup.