I'm pretty sure everyone in that video has rickets.

Let us pray that the 2016 election was the one and only time that this clown could have pulled this off successfully.

I see 'em here in New England once in a while too. It's a real head-scratcher until I remember how much stupid there is to go around.

Yep, those guys.

No, they took the Underground Railroad. Duh.

The "Rocky and Bullwinkle" episode where the boys went to play football for Wossamotta U taught me that it's properly referred to as the War Between The States.

“Isn’t Kid Rock from the Midwest? I think they were on the other side of the Civil War.” - Tom Petty

Remember when W took office and filled his cabinet with a bunch of assholes left over from Reagan's time? I need a drink.

"He still embodies the awful stereotypes he did before!"
"But he's got a new hat!"

Dark horse prediction: nobody dies this season, at all.

I read an interview with Cronenberg where he said that it was his response to the US cable news channels' coverage of the Iraq War. He was bothered by the way they'd run "cool" shots of planes dropping bombs, tanks driving around, and soldiers running around shooting, but they'd never show you the ensuing death and…

You can't tell me Mellish doesn't have the worst death in Private Ryan.

I'll maintain that Skyfall isn't really guilty of the "villain needs to get caught as part of his plan" trope; Silva could have hopped on a flight to London at any point. What we saw (I figure) was his Plan B, which he only needed in the event that he got captured before he could kill M.

"The 'other side'? There is no 'other side'."

She's fine.

Me too, but in my mind, Cruel Intentions only came out five years ago.

The nonsense with the cards starts at 6:12 in the video if you want to minimize your exposure to Conway and/or Hannity.

"MAAAAHAAAAA, the French…."

I try to think back to 2008, when the Dems won everything and we all thought that the GOP was a spent force and that conservatism in the US was dead for at least the next twenty years. The pendulum will swing back again. The only question is how much damage these assholes will be able to do in the meantime.

Back in January, a few of my friends insisted my deep despair was just as irrational as Obama Derangement was for others. That time would show concerns about Russian influence and plans to dismantle the Great Society and in fact the "deconstruction of the administrative state" were just as baseless as people thinking…