I don't, but it's a sign of the times that somehow he and McCain are suddenly the "sane and rational" face of the GOP.

It happened after their bedtime, so they're probably scrambling like crazy this morning.

Naw man, now in addition to not convincing me on the White Helmets, you have convinced me that you're a gigantic asshole. So in that sense, mission accomplished, I guess. Now scamper off, you crazy kid.

No, see, it doesn't work that way. You still fuck off now, you ridiculous douchebag.

Who's going to play Chuck Norris?

Schrödinger's Joke.

You can believe whatever bullshit you want, but don't you dare show up here and call me a troll, asshole. Now fuck off back where you came from.

Cool story. How are the Illuminati and the Flying Saucer People involved?

Daily reminder that "may you live in interesting times" was originally a curse.

I hear that "Making ISP CEOs Richer" didn't test as well.

Plus Michelle Rodriguez too!

"BSOC"? They'd have to order new pens and everything.

To be fair, that's pretty much how it worked with the last Republican president and his press secretary, so I can see how Spicer's expectations might have been a bit unrealistic.

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

A friend of a friend of a friend worked for Ramsay for a while, and says that he was the coolest guy in the world; patient, kind, and funny as hell… right up until service started, at which point he turned into the asshole you see on TV.

*** crosses fingers ***

We saw The Lost City of Z and came away very impressed for the most part. I have to think back to Apocalypse Now and the mighty Fitzcaraldo/Aguirre combo for the last time I saw this sort of immersive, large scale jungle setting. And it's proof positive that Charlie Hunnam and Robert Pattinson are legitimately…

Fuck, at this point, they should go all-in and change their name to "Cock Broadcasting System".

Scheiß, I ordered a Krankenhaus and now I'm feeling futterneid*.

I see this all culminating in a Supreme Court hearing just like Larry Flynt's, and it'll provide Colbert (and every other comedian on earth) with a comedy goldmine.