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1+3 Season Why

As a number people have mentioned, listing the last seating time really would be the easiest way to do it. But that won’t account for variables like take-out orders, or people who go into restaurants with a clear idea of what they’re going to order and eat quickly, or even as you point out, closing times that are…

You do not listen to ANYTHING in public without headphones, full stop.

It shouldn’t even need a note on the menu. Price the food appropriately so that you can pay your employees what they deserve. The local Best Buy isn’t putting notes up everywhere about how a certain amount of every price actually goes to paying employees, because everyone knows that’s the entire deal with commerce.

So we should get a discount if we order a dish without meat? Salty’s such a fucken liar.

Agent Phil Hole-son

Aladdin’s Castle or bust.

sir this is a bagel boss

Fitz gave into/got taken over by his dark side and took on the persona of The Doctor from the Framework. Then he kidnapped Daisy and removed the device Kasius had installed to dampen and control her powers. She didn’t want it removed because she was terrified of becoming the Destroyer of Worlds so she never would have…

I suppose if I have one gripe about this season, it’s the fate of all those poor townsfolk who were taken over by the Mind Flayer. I guess chalk it up to my similar feelings about Barb in season 1, but I just kind of hate when characters are used and victimized and never get a chance to be saved. The show really…

ApathyMonger sure seems to care a lot.

It sucks that the tenor of conversation has to be, “he’s a rapist who’s cancelled” vs. “she’s a liar who regretted bad sex.”

Most of these are sound, but a lot of times I’m just there to have my food and then get the fuck out of there. You don’t have to be my friend, or engage me in ‘fun’ conversation. Just bring me my food in a timely manner and I’ll give you a good tip.

Bring me chocolate with the bill, and your tip will not change. Mirror what I say, or touch me during the interaction, and it might change, but not in the way you want.

Personally I would find having to hear small talk even more exhausting than the server having to make it. Get my order accurate and promptly, that's all that matters.

Make small talk. It’s exhausting but that’s what does it.

It depends on the local market, and the exact items. Pricing for non booze at wholesale is “tiered”. The higher your tier the more you pay, with tier determined by distance from the distribution center, credit history and volume of the purchase. Where I live is tier 4 by default because of distance from the major…

Well his driver’s license says...

I’m probably going to get crucified for this, but as stupid of an idea as this is there is a tiny quark of truth buried in it. There is a fringe element of intellectual and ideological totalitarianism that exists on the left: see the Jezebel feminists attacking Marget Atwood and Germaine Greer, the people who defend…