I agree with the three-headed Takeout monster in part: Loaded fries inevitably end up being less than the sum of their delicious parts, so much so that I’ve learned to spare myself the disappointment by rarely ordering them. But as a table share from a generous friend they are still pretty tasty.

I don’t have any crazy filling suggestions, but I hope in your first feature you can go into some detail about how to make a nice tight roll. I was on an eggrolling kick a couple years back, using wraps from the supermarket and (essentially) hamburger helper, and while the results were sometimes tasty, they were never…

If this were Ask The Salty Customer I would point out that your litany of questions is likely to be perceived as some degree of obnoxious by any dining companions you may have, in case you wanted to take their feelings into account too.

So here’s a question I’ve had since the beginning of this thing: Though I watch the clips online sometimes, I never watch Full Frontal live. Do they actually regularly air the word cunt unbleeped?

The three night finale of The Fosters actually started last night.

Is there some deeper meaning to the fact that both of the beloved comedies that Netflix released this week featured female pedophile jokes? I mean, probably not, but it’s still kind of a weird coincidence.

What an obnoxious response. If you are bound by an NDA or an agreed to embargo not to share what you know then fine, don’t say anything. But then don’t come here and float the fact that you know the secret and then say you can’t tell because reasons. That’s just some 4th grade level BS.

Genuine question: What are the parameters for Roseanne Barr’s “ownership” of Roseanne? Could Darlene’s Family (or whatever) be a thing? While I respect ABC for making the stand it did, on its own merits I was actually enjoying the new show and would have liked to have seen the “less politics, more family” iteration…

Serious question: Is this an actual game or a walking simulator?

We all agree that Brick lost his virginity that night, right?

I agree about Gina, and at season 4 I absolutely agreed about Axl. I’ll just say while he probably at the end he is still my least favorite character, he does manage to grow up a lot, but it’s at a frustratingly realistic pace.

I think the “Is Roseanne Conner too Trumpy?” issue is far less relevant and interesting that the other issues with constitution of the show that Danette and Alex (and I) mostly agree on. The fact that they have a big cast and don’t seem to know what to do with anybody except Roseanne, Dan, Darlene, and (kind of) Becky…

I always have mixed feelings about flash forwards in finales. I like them because I want to know what happens to everybody, but it’s also kind of disappointing to have the suggestion of so much story I’ll never get to see. Or maybe I will. Sign me up for The Middle reboot in 15 years.

I so prefer Last Week Tonight when it is exposing “shady, scam-happy group[s]” versus when it takes on national or global politics.

Maybe Michael Schur would feel like he was repeating himself if he did it, but the time jump is a good idea. I’m actually in favor of any show that includes a couple who is likely to reproduce doing a jump, because babies are boring as hell.

No thoughts on the gun stuff, but on the “Automation Problems”:

Kudos to the writers for crafting a perfect series finale.... or not.... season capper. And double kudos for finding a way to kill and reboot Fitz that plays as fair as you can with that sort of thing. Overall, though I think the season as a whole felt like 10 episodes worth of story stretched really, really thin, the…

Ideas for Modern Family Season 10

I think way too much is be made of the success of Roseanne as some kind of bellwether of increasingly conservative tastes of sitcom audiences. Its stars’ Twitter feed notwithstanding, Roseanne doesn’t seem to pushing much of a conservative agenda, and even to the extent that it is, it contains voices that push back…

Is anybody trying to save The Mick? While I like B99 better, I’ll miss The Mick more because I feel it still had more story and character space to explore.