Not until he conquers Jumpman and Impossible Mission!

Yeek… that looks pretty scary.

In barely-related news, apparently the Tonys have now noticed some actors from the show: Richard Thomas and Michael Aronov are competing for Best Lead Actor in a Play.

You Will Know Them By the Trail of Mascara

At least the "ranting at empty chairs" gene won't die out!

Tony Randall had one of his kids when he was in his 80s.

My daughter was four the first time she said "God, Dad, you're so embarrassing." And then two years later, after a really bad joke, she said, "Dad… you suck."

"Quaffing Deeply From the Goddess' Quim" is my album of piano duets—performed on ice—with Rick Wakeman.

"They were hitting… Donald had a face like a pumpkin pie, and he was hitting. My son, I give you the mausoleum of man's hope and desire, because it was women invented virginity, not men."

Half of his disguises make him look like Stanley Tucci's character in "The Lovely Bones."

So he's Captain Flasheart?

It won't be the 80s without Henry sitting staring at the wavy lines on the TV, trying to catch a glimpse of boobage through the distortion.

It's not that they haven't squabbled, it's that it's not the majority of their screen time together. They've been pretty close for much of the show (Paige taking care of his laundry, especially after his "accident", her giving him beer at the Beemans' house; Henry being visibly concerned about Paige after hearing…

I like the fact that the show doesn't indulge in the cheap and easy dramatic route of having Paige and Henry always squabbling. They actually seem pretty fond of each other most of the time. She even gave Henry back his picture of Mrs. Beeman!

They should get Philip to fix her teeth—a shot of whiskey and crunch crunch!

And bring back Arkady, too!

"It adds up."

"Shoot your filth into me, Mail Robot!"

Shades of Martha telling Aderholt that she was having an affair with a married man.

Well… once or twice, obviously.