A fun thing to do is to not read articles you know you won't like. That way you save yourself the trouble of getting angry over nothing.

Always love the Blackbird stories that get posted. Thanks Tyler!

Tyler Durden: [pointing at an emergency instruction manual on a plane] You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?

I really, really hope you write a book someday with all of these flip stories in it. Seriously, I'll pre-order it. The hardcover version, even.