She just needs an utter oxymoron? Those are certainly handy. Reasonable Republicans, living wages, effective grand juries — these are just a few of the complete and total oxymorons that buttress our society.

Fair enough.

Nor should you ever mind Leslie Jones in anything, as she is delightful.

I'm afraid that if you keep this going, it could cause a space-time distortion loop, and honestly, I don't think any of us want to see Michael Bay's remake of Annie Hall.

I'd like to upvote the reference but downvote the avatar for making me think of Woody Allen and the word "moist" in such close proximity. In lieu of either, can I offer you a banger in the mouth, or, as they say in the states, a sausage in the mouth?

The ancient texts have told us never to suffer a "butt hurt" to live, and you have been thusly downvoted.

That is, indeed, a princely sum, but some Jar Jars may never be absolved. Suicide is unforgivable, as is The Bell Jar Jar.

I've long maintained that Boat Trip was his finest vehicle vehicle.

The sequel, of course, will be based on current events and called MRA 2014.

Good god, Lemon.

These things have been known to happen when you allow a group of alcoholics to assemble in one place.

What else would you have us turn to? Career, religion, family, politics, philosophy, science: shams, one and all. Nothing remains in this moribund world worth caring about. So we rest our hopes, in the fashion of our fathers and their fathers before them, on a scrappy R2 unit carrying a desperate plea to a codger and…

"Pan-wad unity" may be the single greatest phrase ever written by humans.

To be fair, President Arthur lived and died in the 1800s. Both modern entertainment and modern women must be completely mystifying to his ghost as it haunts the halls of these very comments.

Fuck it, just bring Norm back. He's been looking for a project.

People have certainly looked for any reason other than race to blame on the recent spate of unarmed black people being killed by white police. Because then they might have to admit we have a race problem in the States, around which entire systems of belief would collapse.

I haven't been watching this season, but was that really the best? Because overall, toothless, awkward and disjointed. When the first joke bombed and Che said something along the lines of, "Come on, give him a chance," I sincerely thought he was pleading with the audience for a bump up from pity laughter.

Holy shit, they managed not to fuck up the comedy category this year. Nothing against Kathy Griffin, but anybody not named Tig Notaro winning last year was a fucking travesty.

That's what all my prayers to Bob Hope sound like.

When that movie came out, there was a guy in my youth group who legitimately wanted to see it but was afraid setting so many bikini-clad lady types would cause him to masturbate.