Bob Stoops is PISSED!

I love the piping-hot “Well, GMs in the NFL will take this rank disloyalty into account come draft day” take-- as if they would ever give a flying fuck (and probably would give bonus points for that player’s commitment to a pro career).

Ryan Tannehill will play 15 years in the league and at the end of it we will still have no idea if he sucks or not.

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.

The failure to close Gitmo, reform immigration, and (adequately) reform health care all fall on the Republican Congress that obstructed him for 6 years, openly rooting for him to fail so they could win the next election. And, thanks to the Democrats’ timeless stupidity and total lack of understanding of an average…

“This is what 2 ypc looks like” is a pretty good way to help a defense visualize a positive outcome.

This sounds a little strange writing, but it’s amazing that the 0-16 Lions don’t get mentioned or recognized more often. It’s the only truly winless team in my lifetime and the only squad to go completely defeated in a 16-game season. It’s pretty fucking remarkable.

I’m not buying it. Those guys were WAY too excited to be watching the Redskins play.

And just think, the only reason this game is in Cleveland tonight is because the American League won the Pro Bowl of baseball back in July.

If “Chapman pitching in game six” becomes the next “Grady Little leaving in Pedro” then so help me I will implode tomorrow night

Zach Britton begs to differ.

No.

Pictured: Calm dog, because puck is not ball.

Obvious explanation is that with the exchange rate, Toronto only receives 75% of the calls.

This burn is enough to melt steel beams

In college, however, this isn’t the case. A ref will punch a coach in the face and then flag him for it.

They were also shocked at Roberto Osuna’s leg kick hesitation move, which is something he’s been mixing in all season (and I think we might have seen it a bit last year, too). I don’t think they did their homework on either team.

Josh Donaldson and Edwin Encarnacion combined for 79 homers on their own

I disagree with Kaep. Trump has made no effort to show he’s less racist.

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