Whoosh

Do they run the bases clockwise?

I don’t know why O’Connor is so pissed. He gets paid to cover the Jets, which is incredibly easy when Ryan Fitzpatrick or Geno Smith is playing quarterback.

Considering the NFL’s tacit approval of domestic abuse, I’d stop with the ball punches, Peanut Tillman.

“no one is giving an aging player four years and $50 million for coming off a single aberrationally good season.”

Wrong. You are a quarterback of the Ohio State.

Barrett: I’m the quarterback of Ohio State.

That's not the only mistake. The calendar also has a picture of the Nationals playing baseball in October.

That looks staged to me, maybe even scripted.

Edgar and Griffey, together. That would make me happy.

There’s no chance Griffey doesn’t make it in on the first ballot...right? It’s not as if there’s a huge backlog at the top—Mike Piazza (69.9%) is the only returning candidate who’s basically guaranteed to be inducted.

Sick of hearing professional athletes brag about their extravagant lifestyles and 18-passenger cars.

Damn. Had about as much zip as a Peyton Manning toss, too!

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

THE FOOTBALL PLAYER’S CAN NOW GO BACK TO DOING THEY’RE JOB WHICH ISN”T A JOB BECAUSE THEIR STUDENT’S FIRST BUT THEY GET PAYED WITH A SCHOLARSHIP, IF THEY DON’T LIKE IT THEY SHOULDN”T OF TAKEN THE JOB WAIT NOT JOB, THEIR EASILY REPLACED BUT IM UPSET AT THE IDEA OF LOSING THEM FOR SOME RASON.

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

“Ha ha ha. This funny. Mosgov play on Cleveland team with LeBron James, the second best player in word. First best player in world Vlad Putin.”

“That ain’t no fucking triangle. That’s a square.”

Carolina is 7-1