“If you build it, you will probably bankrupt it.”

I remember watching one of the last press conferences Lebron had when he was a senior in high school. (Ha ha. Think about the statement I just typed—how fucking awesome has this guy’s life been?) So a reporter tried to zing him by bringing up the fact that it was a little suspicious a kid “from your background” was…

I know, the Sixers have 3 picks this year.

“Run through a mutha fucka face, then you don’t have to worry about them no more.”

1995: “This DirecTV service sounds like a fly-by-night operation that simply CAN NOT keep up with Primestar.”

Lost it at Big 3.

At least all these bad puns are fenneled into one place.

Its easy if your victims leave their bank info next to their corpses computers.

Do what I do: use a pneumonic device.

Humans vs Cows?

Humans eat cows, goddammit.

EDIT: Heart disease...shit.

homeboy can sing.

Maybe it’s time you embraced something new....With arms wide open.

Hell yes, Borns is the shit

Also good : Borns. As long as we're talking about music not in the DUAN threads