infidelity?

I always assumed the whole mario/wario relationship was the result of a bad breakup.

It's indicative of a relatively useless test

I remember absolutely nothing about that movie besides Liv Tyler being in it and an obnoxious reference to Toad the Wet Sprocket

are us nobodies in the clear?

the lord is only able to gift him so many miracles over 4 quarters

i hear he's even worse in person

Even more importantly what did he score on Cosmo's "Is He Ready To Committ?" test

it's not even composed of 1 Latrell Sprewell at the moment

Not that there weren't some typically despicable racist tweets, but the real controversy is more about media's inability to fact check: http://deadspin.com/bruins-…

i don't even want to know how he seated people on his team buses

Ya I was absolutely floored when he won that NAACP award like 5 years ago because of these past scandals which he never really owned up to like he should have. That's all on top of a his bad faith efforts involved in running the Clippers. Sterling as far back as I can remember has been at least accused of doing lots…

and just as quickly took him away…

I was always an ER haircut man myself. I started with Clooney's Caesar cut, then switched to the Anthony Edwards, which then slowly evolved into the Maura Tierney.

half their songs sounded like recordings of the lead singer's hernia exams

i dunno the first woodstock led to the nixon era 70s so maybe it's just a woodstock thing in general

That doesn't count there are 3!

there's no arguing with those lyrics

He probably remains in hiding to avoid the Frey bridesmaids

You could probably just take clips of the Hound and transplant them on top of where Dan should be and it would work just as well.