I scrolled past it as quickly as I could while averting my eyes.

I read the comments just to see if anyone else commented on the header. I don’t think I can read Jezebel until it’s off the front page. Ughhhhh.

Muslims are being persecuted and discriminated against for their religion, it’s not a big ask to not culturally appropriate their sacred texts. And if you’re incapable of religious criticism without bigotry, your opinion is probably not worth much anyway.

Now this is the take. 

There’s absolutely no room for this sentient pink glitter Motorola V3 in this time and age, we should have left him on MySpace back in 2006.

Somehow, without any real evidence, I am blaming JK Rowling.

There are plenty of really intelligent people are also just asshats. The one does not preclude the other. I’m guessing Ted was an obnoxious, precocious kid who grew into a dick of a teen and as a fully formed adult is just a real piece of shit.  Someday we will discover there is a gene for this. 

It’s a weird thing to say but: smarts don’t always equal intelligence.

Eh I don’t think he’s as smart as everyone says he is, including Dershowitz.

Maybe the part of the problem with American culture is that we are constantly asking the victims of bad behavior to change their behavior instead of the perpetrators. I have truly never experienced a culture like this and I am a child of immigrants and lived lots of places.

Harassment is bad actually, and isn’t okay or deserved if the target is famous. Hope that helps.

who gives a fuck how Chrissy chooses to deal with her grief, that’s up to her. if you have the option to hate on her pain or not hate on her pain, just choose not to hate on it.

Tiegen had been posting regularly about their journey with this pregnancy from the beginning. I can imagine that, having had the pregnancy end in this way, she would want to get out in front of the story and post it herself.

If Bernie Bros (and Bernie’s narcissistic insistence on running again in 2020) made me wish I’d never heard of him, Jezebel’s constant coloring of any candidate who’s not Bernie as ‘iMpUrE’ or ‘jUsT lIkE tRuMp!!!11' makes me actively fucking hate the man.

The only takeaway here is that ALL prisons should have these programs and more. 

Given the lack of comments, seems the readership knew Ru was just today’s choice to crap on for clickbait.

Yes, I’m going to vote for pro-fracking when the alternative is pro-fascism.

Yes, thank you for the daily dose of angsty teen snark, Jezebel. Following in The Intercept’s footsteps, I see! Then again, all the pettiness in the world won’t bring back y’all’s favorite nutty professor.

Sincerest apologies for White Vermont Jesus being unable to cobble together a competent campaign for the win…

I was raised, as was just about everybody my age that I know, to see racism as The Worst Thing. While this was not wrong, the problem was that you were taught that racism was, always, a personal wrong, a character flaw, and that the racist individual was simply misguided and needed to be taught better.

There’s only one officially sanctioned word to refer to “Dr.” Phil: