may he roast in hell

I’ll be honest. I do not like Leonardo DiCaprio.

I'd much rather adopt a new dog and give it a home than to spend a shit ton of money to clone my previous dog. We already have too many unwanted animals, so I'm not a fan of this. I also feel the same way about orphaned children.

Um, the beautiful thing about the variety of commenters here is that everyone can write as s/he sees fit. If you don’t like someone’s style, you could, um, let it go, and, like, move on to the next comment?

If anyone ever told you that the left is easy to take offense, please take note of the thousands of offenses which the political right believe absolutely require governmental intervention. Count the thousands of times you didn’t see a gay relationship on TV—for fear it might offend someone—even though at least 10% of…

ALEXIS CARRINGTON FTW!

I always eat a cheeseburger on Tet because fuck Norway.

“What the fuck did we do?!”

This would be genius. If it happens. I hope there are shoulder pads.

I’m becoming Ron Swanson. All this horrible shit and I’m like “When can I go home and drown my frustration and sorrow in whiskey?”

Being able to admit when you are wrong is an admirable trait. AND you managed to do it without calling me any names. Double bonus to you, sir!

It’s not fair to Reeva Steenkamp either that she was shot to death for getting up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, but I bet they aren’t complaining about that.

He’s 46, for pete’s sake. What’s with the body shaming?

I am a skeptical person by nature - but I actually believe the reason that reporter was not allowed in. Every station in the surrounding Chicago area had a representative there for this press conference. Some had more than one plus cameras. I bet it was a packed room. I doubt the guy checking the reporter’s…

*Memories* Taping songs from the radio! Remember how the announcers would talk over both the beginning and the end? Trying to discourage us, but of course it didn’t work. ;)

I stepped in dog shit a couple years ago.

Looks like Win lost, big-time.

As I started to read this article my incredibly handsome and intuitive male cat tried to slap the iPad out of my hands. I should just trust Buster’s instincts.