The lady in the Olive Garden lake of marinara sauce has to choose you, then you have to pull a pasta fork from a block of extra hard cheese.

Dakota Johnson

but people need to realize there are selfish people in the world

Longtime Jezebel lurker (and lover!), but finally had to create an account to share this screenshot of the corn-eating princess:

I know that there is still a huge debate (among some people at least) regarding whether rape is about sex vs. power. Is this finally going to be the case that puts that debate to rest?

OMG.

If only journalists put as much effort attempting to prove somebody was raped as they have, here, trying to prove somebody wasn't.

Albert always did speak of Marie glowingly.

Every time I see stuff like this all I can think of are the jerks who think that women have it easier in the dating pool. If this is how women get treated by strangers without any solicitation, I can't imagine what it must be like actually electing to go on a date with some dude you don't really know. That's some…

Madeline, have I ever told you how pretty you are? Not that being pretty is the ultimate, of course, but it's like the little spiral tower of whipped cream on top of the smart, witty, and all-round delightful sundae that is you. You don't want to die on the moon at age 65, which is a sure sign of your intelligence…

I like to think of myself as an anti-racist white person who is reasonably thoughtful and aware of issues around racial justice and these images have still brought it home to me on a really emotional level that each one of these people could be targeted by the police just the same way any of the less-familiar faces…

And all the American cities except Pittsburgh have refused to speak to any British city, town, village, hamlet or even desolate, crumbling highland castle ruins for centuries because of The Chip Butty.

There will be more studies like this about high-powered/promising women, one of which I'm part of, and they'll implicate husbands and the usual suspects in business, though perhaps more forcibly than before.

My husband tried to pull this shit on me after talking a long bullshit 50/50 child/home-work line, and for the…

My Fellow Jezebelians & Gawkerites:

Okay, this might be unpopular, and I understand if you ignore it. But I really dislike this post. Like, a lot.

I got married a year ago, and at the time I found there to be quite a bit of anti-wedding bias on the Jezebel editorial staff; a good deal of the wedding-related posts were mocking traditions or, worse,…

I was reluctant to share this story here, but I think it's important.