WE ARE DISCOVERED! QUICKLY NOW, EAT THIS NOTHING BURGER.
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this has to be viral marketing for american horror story: freak show. they put up flyers all over brooklyn last season with a phone number to call to join a coven...perhaps this an even more "cutting edge" approach?
Just in case anyone needs to find me on October 10, I will be attending with my coven.
not ever having encountered the intriguingly named party down south, i erroneously thought it was a sequel to party down that i had yet to hear of, and am now suffering the crushing defeat of a cruel world where the almighty Google has informed me otherwise.
I have been on the receiving end of the "slow fade" for about 90% of the we-met-on-the-internet "relationships" in various stages that i've been involved in. men do this often, and commonly.
i use okc very infrequently, and until earlier this year, never downloaded the app to my phone. this caused me to use it incredibly sporadically when i remembered to log in on my laptop (checking typically once per month). thanks for being an adult who is aware that most people aren't prioritizing a dating website and…
to do list: make out with lancelot while wearing this
When I link Jezebel articles via Facebook, "Lindy West is a goddamn national treasure" is the perfect preface...WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME?
the sheer amount and hatred and disdain this man harbors for any potential "partner" is terrifying. i can't even pinpoint what the most offensive part of this sociopathic misogynistic rant is, but the scariest is by far that he felt he owned her immediate attention and desire (and sexual gratitude) as soon as he…
the ink couldn't possibly dry fast enough on that annulment!
This is my current obsession! My roommate and I have been binge-watching and obsessively wiki-ing all of the biblical and historical information woven into the storylines. My current browser windows include Moloch, when projection was invented, freemasonry symbols, sin eaters, etc. I'm only through episode 7 - but…
someone slap some yoga pants on me, and coax my hair into a midi pony because I just marched my butt across the street to the closest midtown starbucks and got me some potentially carcinogenic spiced delight milk in a glass of happiness.
Artisinal geode papoose. Whoever "Catherine" is, she must be laughing all the way to the bank.
Yes! Currently in my 30s, had a much older man pull up behind me in the fall and SLOWLY FOLLOW ME with his car while I walked down my quiet residential Brooklyn block in the evening yelling "damn, you're beautiful, need a ride? daaaaaammmmn, you're sexy, etc." so completely unnerving, I was still shaking when I got to…