I know it’s a bold thought, but i figured someone on the internet had to finally take a stand and say something.

Is he not turtle enough for the Turtle Club?

Are they allowed to tell a compelling story, too?

It has disqus, but it has ads in the comments. Video ads that are constantly going off.

But it doesn’t matter, he seems to be shutting down all the talkback sections in light of everything that’s happening. (While still not addressing what’s happening)

Are we not men? We are Demo!

Not sure I agree 100% with your police work there, Lou

Not sure I agree 100% with your police work there, Lou

As someone who felt both Kick Ass and the first Kingsman were fun enough but wildly over-hyped and uneven in tone and execution, this sounds exactly like what I was expecting it to be.

Godspeed, John Slade. You taught me that every good hero has some theme music.

If only I could figure out how to submit a gif into these comments, because that deserves The Rock slow clapping in awe, sir! Bravo!

This was glorious! Bravo!

But where is her training robot?

Whatever. I’m still waiting for my bottle of Rye One: a Star Wars cocktail

It will be followed by juggalos sneaking usb drives and iphones full of their music into north korea. And kim jong un realizing his mistakes and turning a new leaf.

I’m STILL waiting for my membership from their pledge drive...

Now, what needs to happen is a juggalo needs to find the missing evidence that would bring the Russia investigation to a massive conclusion of impeachments and arrests.

Then, Mueller could go up to Shaggy J and be all like “We cool, ninja.”

I think I found a new calling, writing Juggalo fan fic.

When’s Frank Stallone finally go get his due with these Emmy voters?

I immediately regret not getting a pumpkin suit well i advance this year. Now the only ones I’ll be able to find are the ones purchased last year, and those are all covered in shame.

You know a western written by John Milius and directed by Zack Snyder would be freakin amazing. No irony required.

He really needs to weasel his way into the skin care business.