Finally, DC gives me a real reason to see one of their movies!

It was a monster… INSIDE THE TRUCK!!!!

It's no Santana DVX. That shit's my joint, but a lot of these busters don't know about it.

You gotta listen to this package. It'll change your life.

Dammit! I prefer Pepsi to Coke in the great sugar water wars (RC beats all, naturally), but now this might make me give up diabet..er.. soda forever.

When are they gonna get to the fireworks factory?!?!?

I bet the buyer actually got Mexico to pay for it.

Didn't they learn last time about what happens when they plan for cinematic universes nobody wants to see?

Really, doesn't the man who wrote Chinatown have first dibs at that claim?

Aww, man , does this mean the drive-in's not gonna show this one, too? CAn't we reveal these things AFTER they've been released?

Also, and I just gotta say it as I think it was this episode, that wasn't Die Hard they were watching at the end.

It was also not Mangold's debut either. Heavy was, in '95.

Hopefully we can get Netflix to make more of these lost projects, like the director's cut of Hard Target, or Gilliam's [INSERT ANY PROJECT NAME HERE]

Right? and LARRY Henderson, to boot?

Gus and Bertie deciding that they're gonna be great friends is a conversation I've had far too many times on shrooms. Also, the desire to move objects.

"The on-set Hitchcock conversation was the worst in the best way. It brought me back to college in the most viscerally awful way, which in a weird way made it great."

How come they don't list the actor playing the title character in the domestic trailer? Yet they have some other name nobody's heard of? What's that about?

I'm sure I'm not the only one to point this out, but The Professional came out in 1994. I even mentioned it's curious absence in the Speed article last month.

The main problems of the film are the story and the lead. Lead is a charisma vacuum, and he's just playing the same beats that Lee did. Really makes you miss Lee. And the story is literally just a rehash of the first. Anything interesting they try gets bogged down.

I love that line, and it always takes me a minute to realize it's not the Congressional Medal of Jesus. Glad someone else enjoys it!