This was BOSS! Thank you kindly!

There's only one thing I don't understand… and that's every motherfucking word you just said.

I got to interview him once, and he told me that Andrew/Clem was the romance that shall never be.

Why isn't Dolph Lundgren playing Jack Reacher?

I Have Too Much Time On My Hands - the name of your sex tape

"Friedberg & Seitzer Election Movie spoof"

It kinda looks like Trump, actually

So sad to see this end! I've been enjoying the hell out of it, and learning about new bands I wouldn't have, and having some good sense of perspective another bands I casually dismissed. Thank you for it all!

We used to call it Arts and FARTS and crafts!

Ah, that sound I heard this morning must have been Martin Scorsese squealing with joy!

When's Snoop gonna offer to get high with me? I'm already voting for Hilary, and I really like to get high!

Looks ok, but I'd rather see THIS movie about an Officer Down(e). It looks batshit crazy, and I'm in!

If I could figure out how to put gifs in comments, you would now be seeing the Rock applauding you with respect and admiration.

Still not as dumb as a Tetris movie.

It's especially fun reading this review with the flashing ad right next to it!

At first, I was disappointed in the state of indie filmmaking, having to resort to the making a movie about the making of an indie movie.

Kudos for the only acceptable picture to accompany this article. Too bad it can't be a gif of him slicing it with scissors

I was all set to make a snarky reference to the time he choked that woman at Sundance. Then I realized it was Emile Hirsch.

This is how you all ruined Snakes On A Plane, internet!

Seriously, I thought this was the arthouse version of Species.